Definitions by QuacksO

microfish 

Refers to either:
(1) Archival film made from organic leftovers from da seafood industry.
(2) Long strips of celluloid negatives dat contain photos of da wimpy-sized bass and trout dat you hooked and then threw back.

If ya value da status of yer dental health, ya should never ask a typical forked-tongued angler ("I fish, therefore I lie") to show ya his rolls of microfish.

microfish by QuacksO November 11, 2020

SIMilarity 

A way that two or more cell phones are alike.

One SIMilarity is dat wireless reception totally sucks in certain areas.

SIMilarity by QuacksO November 10, 2020

historionic personality disorder

A weird-a** psychological condition caused by a student's being required to take history class.

I stuck to math and science in high school so as to avoid historionic personality disorder.

historionic personality disorder by QuacksO November 10, 2020

Cadilladic converter

A tailpipe-attachment dat super-quiets da cacophonous din of your "boring everyday car" engine and thus makes your exhaust sound like a pricey luxury-brougham.

A Cadilladic converter may indeed make your clunky old jalopy SOUND better, but it's still da same rattly worn-out heap underneath!

Cadilladic converter by QuacksO November 10, 2020

Lenovoworth 

A prison where people serve time for computer-related crimes.

Computer-hackers and virus-creators often cause us well-behaved and hard-working innocents incalculable distress and damage, so they should be sent to Lenovoworth for a good long time to repent for their crimes.

Lenovoworth by QuacksO November 9, 2020

moosetake 

What Bullwinkle would be making during hunting season if he ventured out in da open without wearing his orange neck-scarf.

If a member of da largest species in da deer-family made da "moosetake" of carelessly showing himself to a hunter, he might likely end up as "moosesteaks".

moosetake by QuacksO November 8, 2020

moussetake 

A screw-up with either concocting or consuming a chocolate smoothie.

Da term "moussetake" can also refer to a scalp-fur-related disaster at da salon, whereby your "mop up top" comes out looking vastly different from how you'd hoped.

moussetake by QuacksO November 8, 2020