Definitions by QuacksO

boo da pest 

What you do to an annoying individual who's always "hungary" for attention.

Mrs. Wilson adores Dennis, and loves having him over for milk and cookies. Her cranky husband, on da other hand, has no patience for said freckle-faced skallywag, and therefore always wants to just "boo da pest".

boo da pest by QuacksO January 13, 2024

"Jeopardy!" theme humming-on-hold 

What you do to remindingly indicate to someone dat you're patiently waiting for him to tell you an answer, finish up with something, etc.

You hafta be careful about employing da "Jeopardy!" theme humming-on-hold technique to gently pressure someone to get his a** in gear and be forthcoming with whatever action he's supposed to be doing for you --- some people really enjoy said catchy tune, and so your melodiously warbling it might actually SLOW HIM DOWN because he loves listening to it so much; heck, you might even PUT HIM TO SLEEP if you softly vocalize said soothing melody for too long a time! :P

"Jeopardy!" theme humming-on-hold by QuacksO January 13, 2024

Hum Hum 

A Westchester County, New York correctional facility with a less-intense level of confinement than its full-blown "vocalized music and lyrics" counterpart.

Maybe da only drawback of being incarcerated at Hum Hum Prison is dat you are merely bored (i.e., you have a "ho-hum" lifestyle), rather than actually feeling confined and stagnant.

Hum Hum by QuacksO January 13, 2024

aggraculture 

What someone who hates farming views it as being.

I detest digging in da dirt, but I do really enjoy watching tractors and other cool field-processing machinery, so it's not actually 100% aggraculture to me.

aggraculture by QuacksO January 11, 2024

lugxury 

An fancy-schmancy upgrade to yer jalopy's wheel-nuts. :P

I am both unassuming and appreciative of lower-cost options, and so I prefer just ordinary plain-steel hex-head fasteners for attaching my car's rims, rather than gaudy chrome or decorative shapes --- no need to spring for dat kind of absurd lugxury!

lugxury by QuacksO January 8, 2024

crytearya 

Specific "boxes dat must be checked" in order for someone to eye-floodingly bawl and blubber.

Selfishly-entitled individuals like Ethan Couch view anything whatsoever dat doesn't go exactly to their liking as crytearya to squallingly go through great wads of Kleenex.

crytearya by QuacksO January 8, 2024

aunthropology 

Da study of how da sisters of children's parents have evolved over da years.

If "aunthropology" explores da biological progression of an uncle's spouse, then what would "aunthrowpology" study? Would it analyze how good a judo wrestler she would be? Perhaps this could indeed be a valuable skill for her to have, if she has particularly unruly nieces or nephews! And how about "aunthrapology"? Is dat branch of research about how convincing/placating said "wonder woman" would be at trying to regretfully discuss da aforementioned bratty behavior of said pint-sized "holy terrors" in her siblings' family?

aunthropology by QuacksO January 4, 2024