QWERTY's definitions

city pigeon

someone of the city, who loves the city is at home in the city and hates the country. usually takes public transportation. knows how to get anywhere on a bus/subway/whathaveyou... is definetly NOT a yuppy and is defiently NOT preppy in anyway. frequents parties and is known to be rather mellow. mostly ranges from ages 13-27.

the city pigeon knows this city like the back of his hand! (--better than that but that is the customary expression--once your think about it, you dont really know the back of your hand very well at all--at least i dont)

by Qwerty April 16, 2004

yuppie

often mispelled as yuppy, it stands for young urban professional. it is "ie" because it is the opposite of a hippie, therefor adoptes the end spelling in order to amplify its often negative usage in comparison to hippies

that guy is 23 and is CEO of a multinational company. wat a yuppie....

by Qwerty April 16, 2004

crotch rocket

a very hard male sexual organ

you've got a sexy crotch rocket, can i touch it?

by Qwerty April 16, 2004

mobile

a city in alabama

sweet home alabama.. dun dun do daint don dun dow

by Qwerty April 16, 2004

hellza

see also hella and hecka. nor cal speak for "very"

ive got helza hoes up in here

by Qwerty April 16, 2004

god of contradictions

a happy little god invented by jimmy kaos to explain continuity errors and contradictory terms in his writing.
Is also proof that religion is funny all in all (see bible is full of contradictions) and that moany things can exist at once that contradict each other, even if on face value seem to be the same (eg anti-war protestors and anti war-protesters are two contradictory things)

the god of contradictions sure is hairy

by qwerty March 25, 2004

2 Pac

A common mistake made by rapper-wannabes by looking up a 14-year-old white girl's skirt.

Just because the girl is hot, doesn't mean you should look up to see the color of her... you could pull off a 2 Pac!!!!

by Qwerty March 19, 2004