QWERTY's definitions

Swetha

Amazing. Just amazing.

I wish I was like Swetha.

by qwerty March 21, 2005

No Points Scored

A band with an asian, a joo, and a czechloslovakian, basically an equal opertunities employer, they even employ Coonses

Affirmative action Bitch

by QWERTY May 20, 2003

usp tactical

the prefered hand gun for counter-terrorist world wide. It has been modified from it's original USP design to fire a .45 calliber instead of a .40, a silencer can also be attached

In counter strike, the USP tactical is the CT's default handgun

by qwerty December 8, 2003

420

mny favorite day of the year. 4-20 is cop code for weed posession so us stoners used it to our advantage :)

4 20 today woot! im gunna go hotbox my car.

by Qwerty April 20, 2004

fuck me gently with a chainsaw

a sarcastic term implying "what a load of crap"
or, "bullshit". can also be used as a expression of anger.

: hilary, i did NOT have sex with that woman...
: um... fuck me gently with a chainsaw, bill.

or...

: how was that test?
: fuck me gently with a chainsaw, mike.

by Qwerty April 19, 2004

Civil Air Patrol

A political disaster that is similar to boy scouts but actualy gives over zeluos adults rank and control over their children and their childs peers.

Many a ambitious cadets CAP career was destroyed by a fat peice of shit parent.

oh and god help me if they ever look for me.

"I will promote you after my son is promoted"

by qwerty December 24, 2004

yuppie

often mispelled as yuppy, it stands for young urban professional. it is "ie" because it is the opposite of a hippie, therefor adoptes the end spelling in order to amplify its often negative usage in comparison to hippies

that guy is 23 and is CEO of a multinational company. wat a yuppie....

by Qwerty April 16, 2004