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The Mug 

The Mug is an advertisement often found below a definition on the website Urban Dictionary, along with a suggestion to purchase a (Definition Title Here) mug for your friend or relative. The price for a mug is $25. The Mug is entirely customizable. There is also The Shirt ($30) and The Sweatshirt ($48), both of which are customizable, but to a lesser extent.

Erdwitch Ople: "Did you get me The Mug I asked for?"
Grawdon Siltranter: "Dang, no, sorry. They were all out!"
Erdwitch Ople: "What about this one? It seems decent enough."
Grawdon Siltranter: "I'd agree! Let's buy it!"
Erdwitch Ople: "Thanks, Grawdon!"

The Mug by Pursuer of Memes via Insanity January 28, 2020

The Sweatshirt 

A $48 sweatshirt available in the Urban Dictionary shop. It is customizable, including 4 color choices and 5 sizes, ranging from small to 2XL. It, unlike The Mug, is not advertised beneath Urban Dictionary definitions.

Sercona Lithingor: "Hey, look! Someone got The Sweatshirt!"
Ferundi Lopsrithen: "So they did!"

The Sweatshirt by Pursuer of Memes via Insanity January 28, 2020

The Shirt 

The Shirt, also known as The Tshirt, is available on the Urban Dictionary shop for $30. It is customizable, with 6 different color choices and sizes ranging from Adult Extra Small to 3XL, as well as the ability to put whatever you want on the shirt. It, unlike The Mug, is not advertised below definitions on Urban Dictionary.

Flintrinth Irvenfink: "Dude, you got The Shirt?"
Coltkin Drowtopper: "Heck yeah I did! Looks great, doesn't it?"
Flintrinth Irvenfink: "Man, I wish I had one."
Coltkin Drowtopper: "Guess what?"
Flintrinth Irvenfink: "What?"
Coltkin Drowtoppe: "I got one for you, too!"
Flintrinth Irvenfink: "Floomp yeah, man! You're the best!"

The Shirt by Pursuer of Memes via Insanity January 28, 2020

Floomp 

An insult when directed toward someone, and, when said to no one in particular, a sign of extreme joy and/or anger.

Crintley Senjokel: "Floomp you, man!"
Zinkledonk Grewnickle: "Hey, that was uncalled for!"

Hoflample Regunda: "Floomp yeah! I did it!"

Crongilda Blovonket: "HOLY FLOOMP! That guy scared the floomp out of me!"

Floomp by Pursuer of Memes via Insanity January 28, 2020

Liquid 

That stuff that is wet and makes you wet

Thorton Geraldine: I shall now pour this liquid into this cup.
*Applause*

Liquid by Pursuer of Memes via Insanity August 16, 2019

Alabama 

A metaphor for "The entire state is one big family"

Donovan Gardensnipper: Yo, like, Alabama.
Flavington Cornjacker: Oof.

Alabama by Pursuer of Memes via Insanity August 16, 2019

Getting something published on Urban dictionary 

A metaphor for a near impossible task

Phool: "That test is 20 pages long and I got ten minutes to do it!"
Ramroaster: "So that's a 'getting something published on Urban dictionary' situation?"
Phool: "Yep."

Getting something published on Urban dictionary by Pursuer of Memes via Insanity August 16, 2019