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The Mug

The Mug is an advertisement often found below a definition on the website Urban Dictionary, along with a suggestion to purchase a (Definition Title Here) mug for your friend or relative. The price for a mug is $25. The Mug is entirely customizable. There is also The Shirt ($30) and The Sweatshirt ($48), both of which are customizable, but to a lesser extent.

Erdwitch Ople: "Did you get me The Mug I asked for?"
Grawdon Siltranter: "Dang, no, sorry. They were all out!"
Erdwitch Ople: "What about this one? It seems decent enough."
Grawdon Siltranter: "I'd agree! Let's buy it!"
Erdwitch Ople: "Thanks, Grawdon!"

by Pursuer of Memes via Insanity January 28, 2020

Midnight

The time at which the majority of teenagers are at full power.

At midnight, Whike awakens, the world at their mercy.

by Pursuer of Memes via Insanity August 16, 2019

The Sweatshirt

A $48 sweatshirt available in the Urban Dictionary shop. It is customizable, including 4 color choices and 5 sizes, ranging from small to 2XL. It, unlike The Mug, is not advertised beneath Urban Dictionary definitions.

Sercona Lithingor: "Hey, look! Someone got The Sweatshirt!"
Ferundi Lopsrithen: "So they did!"

by Pursuer of Memes via Insanity January 28, 2020

Culver's

A restaurant chain that can be found scattered around the United States and has some tasty stuff.

Boberona: "Hey, wanna eat at Culver's?"
Delopinger: "Sure!"

by Pursuer of Memes via Insanity August 16, 2019

Lego?

What someone is asked after screaming in pain, often being the correct answer.

Chorgan: "OWW FUCK MY FOOT!"
Gregon Collerbin: "Lego?"
Chorgan: "Yeah.."

by Pursuer of Memes via Insanity August 16, 2019

Alabama

A metaphor for "The entire state is one big family"

Donovan Gardensnipper: Yo, like, Alabama.
Flavington Cornjacker: Oof.

by Pursuer of Memes via Insanity August 16, 2019

Floomp

An insult when directed toward someone, and, when said to no one in particular, a sign of extreme joy and/or anger.

Crintley Senjokel: "Floomp you, man!"
Zinkledonk Grewnickle: "Hey, that was uncalled for!"

Hoflample Regunda: "Floomp yeah! I did it!"

Crongilda Blovonket: "HOLY FLOOMP! That guy scared the floomp out of me!"

by Pursuer of Memes via Insanity January 28, 2020