So, drive your car into my garage means slide that throbbing cock into my hot, wet love tunnel (vagina).
I’m so horny and I need you to drive your car into my garage, otherwise, I will burst. NOW! Peddle to the metal!
by Purplenado March 07, 2023
by Purplenado March 10, 2023
Oh, yeah, I'm bringing you to Disney World is, really, at the heart of it, the unfulfilled promise of an adult, usually parental figure, to bring the child somewhere exciting or new or fun, but, they never, ever, do it. Basically, narcissistic parenting.
Oh, yeah, I'm bringing you to Disney World, little Danny Boy. Definitely, we are going this summer. Tell all your little friends at school about it.
by Purplenado March 06, 2023
A sass bark is when your dog is barking, usually at something stupid, and you tell them to stop and, then, they give you one, final, low bark, to get in that last sass bark.
My dog is a little brat as she gave me a sass bark after I yelled at her to stop barking at the leaves blowing in the wind.
by Purplenado March 07, 2023
by Purplenado March 07, 2023
Sweet Bob is the sweetest man you will ever know. He is made of Blue Raspberry Hubba Bubba, Charms Super Blow Pops, pink cotton candy, fluff, and chocolate covered cherries.
by Purplenado March 06, 2023
So, AOFC stand for Atlantic Ocean Fucking Club. This is a secret society based in Hollywood (Hollyweird), FL. It is invite only. The meeting location is NEVER disclosed. Plenty of debauchery goes on behind closed doors. It’s almost like the movie “Eyes Wide Shut.”
by Purplenado March 10, 2023