Purplenado 's definitions

TikTok vaca

Sometimes being on TikTok has just gotten to be too much. Therefore, you need a TikTok vaca (vacation) or timeout for awhile.

I can’t deal with TikTok no damn more. I need a TikTok vaca.

by Purplenado March 5, 2023

carrotin

Shoving a carrot up your ass or pussy.

It’s been a really long time since I’ve been laid, so I stuck a carrot up my ass. You can’t beat carrotin.

by Purplenado March 5, 2023

straight up cock

The cock is straight, hard as steel, and cuts you like a knife. Oh yeah, baby!

I met M in a dive bar and we got to know each other. We went to his place and what I got was some straight up cock. I walked funny for a week.

by Purplenado March 10, 2023

Schooly trucker meal

Schooly trucker meal contains the following: Diet Pepsi, Olive Garden Cheese Ravioli, Olive Garden Stuffed Ziti Fritta, and Olive Garden Salad with Breadsticks.

I am completely starving and need to get a Schooly trucker meal for myself as I’m craving the OG.

by Purplenado March 10, 2023

Cisco syndrome

What happens to you when you drink more than one bottle of Cisco, which is cheap, fortified wine.

I tore apart the hotel room when I drank too much Cisco. Definitely had the Cisco syndrome bad. Stay away from that nasty ass bum wine.

by Purplenado March 5, 2023

undercover crazy state

Obviously, states like Florida and West Virginia are crazy and weird states. But, an undercover crazy example is Wisconsin. Think about it.

Wisconsin is an undercover crazy state because of Gein, Dahmer, and the Packers.

by Purplenado March 5, 2023

B trucker meal

B trucker meal is the following: orange pop, meatloaf, shrimp tray, a burrito, pepperoni pizza, and half a plastic container of cheap neapolitian ice cream.

Oh my goodness! If I ate B trucker meal, I’d get explosive diarrhea. Blast, splash!

by Purplenado March 10, 2023