Definitions by Purplenado

vagina masturbation cup 

So, a vagina masturbation cup is a cup with a cover that is shaped and feels like a pussy so you can, therefore, jack off into said cup without leaving a mess. Kind of like a bargain basement flesh light.

Honey! That is not my vagina masturbation cup! It belongs to SB!

vagina masturbation cup by Purplenado March 10, 2023

Mango Buttock Cream 

So, Mango Buttock Cream is a dubious cream sold on AliExpress that claims to increase the size of your pancake, flat ass.

WTF is that nasty ass smell. Oh, that’s P’s Mango Buttock Cream. You know how desperate she is for some curves.

Mango Buttock Cream by Purplenado March 10, 2023

Big Shark Penis Enlargement Oil

So, Big Shark Penis Enlargement Oil is a product sold on AliExpress that claims to herbally increase a man’s penis length and width. Claims to have thousands of happy customers.

Perhaps I need to purchase some Big Shark Penis Enlargement Oil as a gift for the office Secret Santa party. How fun will that be?!

Big Shark Penis Enlargement Oil by Purplenado March 10, 2023

stumpcourse 

This means intercourse with a stump, be it leg stump, arm stump, or whatever you got.

I’m a horny little freak and I feel the need to partake in stumpcourse.

stumpcourse by Purplenado March 10, 2023

W. S. P. 

So, W. S. P. means wide smelly pussy. It’s something you DO NOT want to have. EVER!

Is it a dumpster, a landfill, a sewer, an ob/gyn office?? No, it’s a W. S. P.

W. S. P. by Purplenado March 10, 2023

AOFC 

So, AOFC stand for Atlantic Ocean Fucking Club. This is a secret society based in Hollywood (Hollyweird), FL. It is invite only. The meeting location is NEVER disclosed. Plenty of debauchery goes on behind closed doors. It’s almost like the movie “Eyes Wide Shut.”

OMG! I am the luckiest girl in the world as I snagged an invite to the AOFC!

AOFC by Purplenado March 10, 2023

Schooly trucker meal 

Schooly trucker meal contains the following: Diet Pepsi, Olive Garden Cheese Ravioli, Olive Garden Stuffed Ziti Fritta, and Olive Garden Salad with Breadsticks.

I am completely starving and need to get a Schooly trucker meal for myself as I’m craving the OG.

Schooly trucker meal by Purplenado March 10, 2023