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fuchsiative

Noun: Someone with purple or pink skin who is on the run from the police or other law enforcement agency.

Etymology: From fuchsia + fugitive.
My Purplonian neighbor must be a fuchsiative. Ever since the spaceship turned up missing, I haven't seen her anywhere, and someone said she was on Galaxy's Most Wanted.
by Purple Gurl April 24, 2011
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eye stalks

Noun: Alien sight organs. Basically, they are muscular stalks containing eyeballs, or at least, they are tentacles designed for seeing.
I once met an attractive Purplonian woman with lots of eye stalks and tentacles.
by Purple Gurl March 6, 2011
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Assholes Anonymous

This is a 12-step program for people addicted to being assholes and who wish to attempt recovery.
Jerk: I just joined Assholes Anonymous.

Friend: Remember, call your sponsor before you even open your mouth.
by Purple Gurl April 8, 2011
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deep space medicine

N: The medical specialty devoted to the health and well-being of space aliens. Like the veterinary practice, it tends to be harder than being a general practitioner for humans because of the number of alien races involved. DSM specialists often work with problems involving eyestalks, tentacles, alien skin disorders, alien mental health, and general wellness, as well as providing alien medications which are hard to get.
My Purplonian and Martian neighbors both see Dr. Tentacleez at the deep space medicine clinic in town.
by Purple Gurl April 6, 2011
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Purple-American

Noun: Someone living in America who has purple skin, and usually are born on planet Purplonia or descended from Purplonians.
While driving through the Purplonian neighborhood, I saw this Purple-American woman sitting on her front porch braiding her daughter's tentacles.
by Purple Gurl April 23, 2011
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acfuctable

Adj. Acceptable for sex.

Origin: < acceptable plus the F-word
That cute girl is quite acfuctable.
by Purple Gurl April 23, 2011
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purple people

1: A hypothetical race used when the issue of racism is discussed. Proponents of this usage figure there are no people with purple skin, and figure it is safe to use.

2: People who love the color purple and purple things, often in an extreme fashion.

3: People born with Purple skin, usually of an alien race.
1: "I don't care if our president is Black, White, Purple, or even Green."

"I tend not to be racist, but I must draw the line at Purple people."

2: Jennifer is such a purple person! She eats purple food, has purple hair, wears purple clothes, and likes purple unicorns. Rumor has it that even her feces is purple.

3: I had some purple people move in beside me. They were good people. They always parked their spaceship properly, kept their tentacles braided neatly, kept their alien plants watered, and mostly kept to themselves.
by Purple Gurl April 18, 2011
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