eye play

N: When two people get up in each other's face and placing their eyelashes or eyeballs against each other's and move them around.
"I saw a mother in a game of eye play with her toddler son."
by Purple Gurl February 09, 2015
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Purple-American

Noun: Someone living in America who has purple skin, and usually are born on planet Purplonia or descended from Purplonians.
While driving through the Purplonian neighborhood, I saw this Purple-American woman sitting on her front porch braiding her daughter's tentacles.
by Purple Gurl April 23, 2011
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eye stalks

Noun: Alien sight organs. Basically, they are muscular stalks containing eyeballs, or at least, they are tentacles designed for seeing.
I once met an attractive Purplonian woman with lots of eye stalks and tentacles.
by Purple Gurl March 06, 2011
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tentacle

1. An armlike appendage found on octopi, squid, and space aliens. They are often covered in suckers.

2. Sensory appendages on snails, slugs, and space aliens.

3. A basic part of twisted Japanese hentai porn, where octopuses and other creatures rape schoolgirls with their tentacles.
1. A male octopus actually has 9 tentacles if you count the one used for reproduction.

2. The top pair of tentacles on a slug enables it to see. The lower, shorter pair is for taste and smell.

3. Police in Tokyo have to respond to yet another tentacle rape.
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boystick

N: The penis, or a similar phallic-shaped object.

From boy+joystick.
Anthony was angry when some man tried to grab his boystick while he was peeing.
by Purple Gurl April 07, 2011
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Assholes Anonymous

This is a 12-step program for people addicted to being assholes and who wish to attempt recovery.
Jerk: I just joined Assholes Anonymous.

Friend: Remember, call your sponsor before you even open your mouth.
by Purple Gurl April 08, 2011
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sodomony

N: The condition of being in a gay marriage.

From matrimony + sodomy.
If straight people can have holy matrimony, then why can't gays have unholy sodomony?
by Purple Gurl April 06, 2011
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