Purple Gurl's definitions

Porphyrophobia

1. N: Fear of the color purple, as well as a fear of purple objects and people.

2. N: Bigotry or hatred towards Purple people.

1. "Doesn't that come in green? Purple gives me nightmares!"

"Grow up, you seem to be suffering from porphyrophobia!"

2. "Man, I hate Purple people! They get all these special rights and privileges, get to collect welfare, and they get preferential housing and employment!"

"Sounds like you have a bad case of porphyrophobia. Get help, please!"

by Purple Gurl October 1, 2014

kleptomomnia

Noun: When someone feigns pregnancy to shoplift.

Person 1: Jennifer didn't appear pregnant a minute ago, and didn't she enter the dressing room with 5 items?

Person 2: It must be kleptomomnia.

by Purple Gurl April 6, 2011

boystick

N: The penis, or a similar phallic-shaped object.

From boy+joystick.

Anthony was angry when some man tried to grab his boystick while he was peeing.

by Purple Gurl April 7, 2011

deep space medicine

N: The medical specialty devoted to the health and well-being of space aliens. Like the veterinary practice, it tends to be harder than being a general practitioner for humans because of the number of alien races involved. DSM specialists often work with problems involving eyestalks, tentacles, alien skin disorders, alien mental health, and general wellness, as well as providing alien medications which are hard to get.

My Purplonian and Martian neighbors both see Dr. Tentacleez at the deep space medicine clinic in town.

by Purple Gurl April 6, 2011

acfuctable

Adj. Acceptable for sex.

Origin: < acceptable plus the F-word

That cute girl is quite acfuctable.

by Purple Gurl April 23, 2011

Purple-American

Noun: Someone living in America who has purple skin, and usually are born on planet Purplonia or descended from Purplonians.

While driving through the Purplonian neighborhood, I saw this Purple-American woman sitting on her front porch braiding her daughter's tentacles.

by Purple Gurl April 23, 2011

Fistgate

The Fistgate Scandal happened in Massachusetts where a bunch of students received graphic instructions on having various forms of gay sex. Students were taught how to fist each other the "correct" way, how to practice tribadism, etc. Rather than prevent such happenings in the future, the schools involved simply banned taping the events to prevent oversight and accountability.

Friend 1: "Did you hear about the Fistgate Scandal?"

Friend 2: "I think. Wasn't Fistgate when all those students got taught how to fist fuck each other by some gay group which took over a school?"

by Purple Gurl April 30, 2011