screwiquette

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N: The rules of politeness involving sex. That would be things like using protection if your partner desires, not trying to get your partner in bed sooner than they want, not raping, keeping your hands to yourself early on, avoiding public sex, etc.

The nerve of that guy! He was literally trying to undress me on the bus, and he kept trying to run his hands down my clothes. He has no screwiquette whatsoever!

screwiquette by Purple Gurl April 11, 2011

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shrediquette

A form of ediquette used by snowboarders and skiers on the mountian that know how to shred politely around the weekend renter crowd.

Snowboarder A-Doode, that old asian guy made me go yadsale at the bottom of that kicker cause he was chillin on the flat.
Snowboarder B- Why didn't you just take him down too?
Snowboarder A- Nah man that ain't me. Just cause he doesn't know whats going on up here doesn't mean i should throw shrediquette out the window.
Snowboarder B- Good point bro.
Snowboarder A- If it was Daniel Tosh I would of knocked his ass out then taken all his gear and money and then burried him in the snow naked.

shrediquette by Daniel Tosh's 1st Gynecologist March 8, 2010

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shrediquette

Using proper etiquette when disposing of itmes into the shred bin.

Kwaku: Who put this plastic baggy in the shred bin.
Brandon: I did. Whats it to you?
Kwaku: Man you need a major lesson in shrediquette!

shrediquette by B to the H February 9, 2008

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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