Pud's definitions

Chicken Hauler

A Chicken Hauler is a Trucker that has many extra lights on his truck, works for less money than most other drivers and smells like pigshit.

Spray the Lysol! the Chicken Haule is here!

by Pud June 5, 2005

Chicago White Sox

The lesser of two baseball teams in Chicago. Cannot fill their stadium, unless the Cubs are playing at the well named "Cell". Players will take bribes to "fix" a world series. Fans attack elderly coaches from opposing teams. Owners encourage fans to cleanse their repugnant bodies by showering at the ballpark. One Hall of Famer, Frank Thomas, in the last 40 years.

J.R. "Since my basesball team will win this World Series, if they don't take a bribe,let's call for a lockout!"

by Pud June 27, 2005

Fuck You

"Fuck You" is an idiots response to any question an idiot cannot answer.

Person 1: " A five dollar whore would charge an imbicile like you ten dollars."

Idiot: "Fuck you!"

by Pud June 28, 2005

van halen

One of the greatest bands ever until that pussy Sammy Hagar became the lead singer.

I was one of the best guitar players ever. Then, I decided to play keyboards. I needed a pussy singer. I fired Dave then hired the biggest pussy I could think of. Sammy Hagar.

by Pud June 28, 2005

chutney ferret

fucked company's poster, gnorac.

That poofter gnorac over there, he's a right chutney ferret.

by pud August 27, 2003

rattle your dags

Aussie for hurry up. Dags being the shit stuck on a sheeps arse. They rattle when they run.

Rattle your dags Sharon, Neighbours is almost on.

by Pud October 10, 2003

fashionistas

Description for a vapid idiot, usually female whose thoughts only revolve around their next "must-have" purchase so they can have the same handbag as Sarah Jessica Parker.

Kelly Ann, what a fashionista, the only culture she knows is bacterial

by pud July 29, 2004