18 definitions by Pud

Trucker

Truckers are the reason all you see in your rear view mirror is a radiator grill.
P.S., They kill families when they are in a hurry, and can only count to 70.

Look! Another Trucker just killed a family on the interstate! Bet he fell asleep!

by Pud May 31, 2005

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Turd Crusher

One who partakes in any type of anal sex.

"Don't pick up the soap. Duane is a Turd Crusher!"

by Pud May 30, 2005

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van halen

One of the greatest bands ever until that pussy Sammy Hagar became the lead singer.

I was one of the best guitar players ever. Then, I decided to play keyboards. I needed a pussy singer. I fired Dave then hired the biggest pussy I could think of. Sammy Hagar.

by Pud June 19, 2005

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Shitheel

Shitheel is a term used to describe people that drive dump trucks.

Some Shitheel cracked my windshield.

by Pud May 31, 2005

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