donaldtrumpism

Another word for racism that was made in January 2017.

We need to stop donaldtrumpism

by Power476 August 03, 2020

Louisiana

The US state with tons of swamps

I wonder if Shrek lives in Louisiana

by Power476 July 05, 2020

quarantine

It's where you have to stay at home for 40 days, because French for 40 is quarante. But it's mistaken by idiots who think quarantine is another word for coronavirus.

Me: What does quarantine mean?
Nerd: Coronavirus!
Me: No, it means where you have to stay at home for 40 days.
Nerd: You patronising smartass, you are dumb.
Me: You are dumb with nerd glasses on, but maybe you know a lot about algorithms.

by Power476 January 20, 2021

quarter to nine

the time to have a bath

Penguin: What's the time?
Clock: It's quarter to nine, time to have a bath.
Penguin: What do you mean? We're already clean.
Clock: Scrub scrub scrub 'til the water's brown

by Power476 July 29, 2020

2016 election

The longer way of saying shit.

In the 2016 election, Donald Trump the Racist won.

by Power476 December 04, 2020

The Emoji Movie

That one movie that made almost every teen on their phones by encouraging it rather than criticising. It's about emojis, apps and nothing else.

The Emoji Movie 2: Death of the Emojis in cinemas March 27th

by Power476 July 29, 2020

Toads

The worst creatures to have ever been discovered. He is the worst because he lies to Mario that Princess Peach is in another castle.

PETA, I actually need you, can you destroy the Toads.

by Power476 December 19, 2020