Power476's definitions

Peter Piper Pizza

The only fast-food restaurant where more than half of the people that know it, first heard of it from Grounded Videos.

Caillou: I want to go to Chuck E. Cheese's or Peter Piper Pizza (x9000+)

by Power476 February 6, 2021

John Lennon

Jesus with glasses.

Jesus Christ is John Lennon's great-great-grea-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great
MANY GREATS LATER
great-great-grandfather

by Power476 February 2, 2021

quarantine

It's where you have to stay at home for 40 days, because French for 40 is quarante. But it's mistaken by idiots who think quarantine is another word for coronavirus.

Me: What does quarantine mean?
Nerd: Coronavirus!
Me: No, it means where you have to stay at home for 40 days.
Nerd: You patronising smartass, you are dumb.
Me: You are dumb with nerd glasses on, but maybe you know a lot about algorithms.

by Power476 January 20, 2021

World Book Day

The perfect day if you want your kids to become furries.

I'm not dressing up for World Book Day, I don't want to become a furry.

by Power476 January 17, 2021

10:01

The most common length on YouTube videos, usually helped by a black screen to help reach 10:01, usually to put a million ads in the video for a shallow attempt for money.

This video length is 10:01!? Ew.

by Power476 January 3, 2021

YouTube's demonetisation

A bunch of nonsense to gain bullying EXP to Susan Wojcicki, you can get demonetised for stupid stuff like showing a Street Fighter character, however, you can get away with saying a racial slur (PewDiePie saying "what a fucking nigger," or showing a dead body, proof of Logan Paul going to the Aokigahara suicide forest.

Oh no, YouTube's demonetisation rules suck! This picture is YouTube in a nutshell.

by Power476 January 1, 2021

algebra

The #1 choice if you want your brain to overthink.

This is what algebra does to nerds
in the parking lot
Normal Guy: Turn right to park here.
Nerd: -b plus or minus the square root of b^2-4ac/2a

by Power476 December 30, 2020