PopFree Monkey's definitions

e-tard

Someone who cannot use any electrical product made after 1983 without becoming incredibly confused, and generally have a designated helper to assist in the checking, writing, and sending of emails and avoid any process more complicated than email.

Suzy is almost as big an e-tard as your mother!

by PopFree Monkey February 8, 2007

keep it chill

A parting tagline inferring to maintain one's current level of 'coolness' or scenester status.

Hey, thanks for the drink man - I'll catch you later, keep it chill.

by PopFree Monkey February 8, 2007

popfreeradio

The antithesis of top 40. Internet radio that avoids 'pop' music at all costs.

Oh man, you gotta listen to popfreeradio- they'd never try to pass ColdPlay off as alternative!

by PopFree Monkey February 8, 2007

ho jacking

The ancient art of successfully stealing a girl from another guy and attaining the attention of a girl at a club, bar, dance, etc.

Oh dude! This loser is about to lose his girl in a dance-by ho jacking!

by PopFree Monkey February 8, 2007

blooby

bloody boobs... don't ask why.

Is it wrong that I have a blooby fetish?

by PopFree Monkey February 8, 2007

quotebot

A common species of human known to speak only in movie quotes due to a lack of original thought.

Sherrie is such a quotebot it feels like I'm listening to the Paramount Pictures Memorable Moments highlight reel.

by PopFree Monkey February 8, 2007

dehumiligrading

1- Both 'humiliating' and 'degrading' combined into one easy word!

It was bad enough that Sheryl laughed at Todd's flacid 3 inch penis, but taking a picture of it with her camera phone and sending it to her 300+ contacts including Todd's family was damned dehumiligrading!

by PopFree Monkey February 8, 2007