Pompous Smurf's definitions

Screamin Shits

when you don't know if you should put your head or ass in the toilet first because you have diarriha and need to vomit at the same time.

I'm glad my sink is right next to my toilet I had a bad case of the screamin shits this morning.

by Pompous Smurf July 26, 2006

crumbin

the act of beggin most commonly a crach head that begs for crumbs, your change or anything you have to spare

quit yo crumbin and get the whole rock.

by Pompous Smurf July 28, 2006

beer me

Slang for get me a beer....the act of needing a beer, espically when somebody is on their way to the fridge to get another.

I'm runnin low, beer me.

by Pompous Smurf October 5, 2006

callin dinosaurs

this is pretty much the sound one makes when throwing up, possibly from being sick but most common from havin had too much to drink

You hear ralph callin dinosaurs,"raaaaarrrr"

by Pompous Smurf July 27, 2006

roachin

this is basically a bum, you know your friend that always comes around and don't have a job but always wants a bite of your food one of your beers or cigarettes and possibly your drugs if you have any, basically like a roach that lives in your house they are hard to get rid of and never contribute to any kind of cause

Quit ya roachin and get a job!

by Pompous Smurf July 27, 2006

D.A.C.

a dumb ass cunt, a bitch who pisses you off, acts like she don't know whats goin on, or when she is supposed to leave

What is that d.a.c. beth doin here?

by Pompous Smurf September 7, 2008

Roach Class

This is a term used for first class for white trash but not to be confused with first class, this would be like coach on a plane and a motel 6 rather than your trailer being pulled by your truck on vacation

Why go first class when you can travel roach class

by Pompous Smurf July 27, 2006