Pompous Smurf's definitions

Panther City

A old school nick name for Fort Worth, Tx. it was said that a panther roamed down town back in the day.

You wanna go kick it in Panther City?

by Pompous Smurf September 7, 2008

D.A.C.

a dumb ass cunt, a bitch who pisses you off, acts like she don't know whats goin on, or when she is supposed to leave

What is that d.a.c. beth doin here?

by Pompous Smurf September 7, 2008

Screamin Shits

when you don't know if you should put your head or ass in the toilet first because you have diarriha and need to vomit at the same time.

I'm glad my sink is right next to my toilet I had a bad case of the screamin shits this morning.

by Pompous Smurf July 26, 2006

Flamin Shits

When you ate somethin really hot and when you proceed to deficate it burns your rectum.

That food gave me the flamin shits, i tried to wet the toilet paper to put out the fire.

by Pompous Smurf July 26, 2006

callin dinosaurs

this is pretty much the sound one makes when throwing up, possibly from being sick but most common from havin had too much to drink

You hear ralph callin dinosaurs,"raaaaarrrr"

by Pompous Smurf July 27, 2006

Flamin Rail

When you snort a drug, coke or meth using a straight piece of glass with one end hot usually glowing red and when the powder passes through it, it becomes smoke so rather than snort powder you take a smoke hit

line 'em up were gonna do some flamin rails and get spun.

by Pompous Smurf July 27, 2006

Roach Class

This is a term used for first class for white trash but not to be confused with first class, this would be like coach on a plane and a motel 6 rather than your trailer being pulled by your truck on vacation

Why go first class when you can travel roach class

by Pompous Smurf July 27, 2006