Pompous Smurf's definitions

crumbin

the act of beggin most commonly a crach head that begs for crumbs, your change or anything you have to spare

quit yo crumbin and get the whole rock.

by Pompous Smurf July 28, 2006

Flamin Rail

When you snort a drug, coke or meth using a straight piece of glass with one end hot usually glowing red and when the powder passes through it, it becomes smoke so rather than snort powder you take a smoke hit

line 'em up were gonna do some flamin rails and get spun.

by Pompous Smurf July 27, 2006

Rice Pipe

A tail pipe commonly put on rice racers to make a slow car seem faster by making it sound loud,an excessively large exhaust on a car, causing it to have a "farty" sound. rice Pipes are most commonly found on cheap, front-wheel drive imports (see honda civic or mitsubishi eclipse) that 16 year old kids who watch The "fast and furious" series like its some kind of religion. The rice pipe can be identified by one of many tests. 1) If the cross section of the muffler or muffler tip is GREATER than the contact patch on the car's tires, the exhaust is a rice pipe. 2)If the muffler is larger than the displacement of the motor, it is a rice pipe. 3) if the ricer takes off in his riced out car and the exhaust is louder than his stereo, it is declared a rice pipe. 4) and last but not least, if any piece of the exhaust system was purchased at Pep Boys, Autozone, or any other ricer oriented store, it is most likely a rice pipe.

Look at that rice pipe, that probably cost more than the car is worth.

by Pompous Smurf December 22, 2006

Screamin Shits

when you don't know if you should put your head or ass in the toilet first because you have diarriha and need to vomit at the same time.

I'm glad my sink is right next to my toilet I had a bad case of the screamin shits this morning.

by Pompous Smurf July 26, 2006

roachin

this is basically a bum, you know your friend that always comes around and don't have a job but always wants a bite of your food one of your beers or cigarettes and possibly your drugs if you have any, basically like a roach that lives in your house they are hard to get rid of and never contribute to any kind of cause

Quit ya roachin and get a job!

by Pompous Smurf July 27, 2006

adickted

a person, commonly a female, that can not function properly with out some dick or can not get dick off their mind.

That tramp is adickted she wants it more than you wanna give it to her.

by Pompous Smurf July 28, 2006

Roach Class

This is a term used for first class for white trash but not to be confused with first class, this would be like coach on a plane and a motel 6 rather than your trailer being pulled by your truck on vacation

Why go first class when you can travel roach class

by Pompous Smurf July 27, 2006