Pompatus of Love's definitions

Scum fucker

Someone who will fuck anyone, no matter how rank!

God damn, you gotta be shittin' me. He fucked her. She's a "2"! What a scum fucker he is!

by Pompatus of Love September 5, 2016

Pulling my Pud

To jerk off.

She wouldn't help, so I went home pulling my Pud as I wept.

by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016

Dream Lover

The ultimate fuck! Popularized after Bobby Darin's song of the same name.

Dream Lover, where are you? I wanna fuck you, oh so true! Because I want a girl, oh so true...I wanna Dream Lover, so I can always fuck you!

by Pompatus of Love September 5, 2016

No muff too tough

A belief that any and all pussy should be eaten. The exact number of such practitioners is not known...and probably never will be, as few will publicly confess to such lack of standards.

That hoe has been fucked by thousands...yet he ate her gleefully, proving that there is no muff too tough!

by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016

Honest baby, I won't come in your mouth

The number one lie that every guy has said.

Of course I respect you and will love you in the morning. So come on, honest baby, I won't come in your mouth.

by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016

Budship

A name reserved only for your best male friend with no sex involved. You guys have Budship.

Of course I'm depressed Debbie wouldn't see me. Thanks for coming over and cheering me up Budship!

by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016

Slip "n" Slide

Fucking a hot, wet pussy too big for your dick.

Man, I had me a slip "n" slide last night. I shoulda tried using my foot!

by Pompatus of Love September 5, 2016