Pompatus of Love's definitions

Fishing off the pier

Trying to score with someone you work with.

Man, I knew that HR might fire my ass for fishing off the pier, but her ass is so fine, I've just got to make it mine!

by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016

Bareback Rider

A guy who refuses to wear a condom.

Man, I told that bitch, "I don't wear no glove; never worn a party hat. I'm a bareback rider from way back...always will be"!!!

by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016

Growing Wood

The process of getting a hard-on.

I admit I only had a twig in my pants...but once I saw her 44 double D's, I started growing wood!

by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016

Warhead

Tip of the cock...the helmet above the shaft. Usually used in description of a large, impressive cock.

She saw my missile and its warhead. She knew it was time for the countdown!

by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016

Letting her walk the dog

Allowing your girlfriend do whatever she wants with your dick.

My dick always comes home happy...so I'm going to continue letting her walk the dog.

by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016

Countdown

The last 10 seconds before liftoff i.e., bustin' a nut.

I had been pumping so long and so hard, she knew the countdown had begun.

by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016

Honeypot

Sweet tasting pussy

Her pussy is so sweet, it can only be called a honeypot.

by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016