Pompatus of Love's definitions

Dream Lover

The ultimate fuck! Popularized after Bobby Darin's song of the same name.

Dream Lover, where are you? I wanna fuck you, oh so true! Because I want a girl, oh so true...I wanna Dream Lover, so I can always fuck you!

by Pompatus of Love September 5, 2016

Slip "n" Slide

Fucking a hot, wet pussy too big for your dick.

Man, I had me a slip "n" slide last night. I shoulda tried using my foot!

by Pompatus of Love September 5, 2016

Scum fucker

Someone who will fuck anyone, no matter how rank!

God damn, you gotta be shittin' me. He fucked her. She's a "2"! What a scum fucker he is!

by Pompatus of Love September 5, 2016

Fishing off the pier

Trying to score with someone you work with.

Man, I knew that HR might fire my ass for fishing off the pier, but her ass is so fine, I've just got to make it mine!

by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016

Bareback Rider

A guy who refuses to wear a condom.

Man, I told that bitch, "I don't wear no glove; never worn a party hat. I'm a bareback rider from way back...always will be"!!!

by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016

Growing Wood

The process of getting a hard-on.

I admit I only had a twig in my pants...but once I saw her 44 double D's, I started growing wood!

by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016

Warhead

Tip of the cock...the helmet above the shaft. Usually used in description of a large, impressive cock.

She saw my missile and its warhead. She knew it was time for the countdown!

by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016