1. What the members of the Tea Party think they are.
2. The brown stuff that goes down the drain after you pull the handle and hear that "flush" sound.
2. The brown stuff that goes down the drain after you pull the handle and hear that "flush" sound.
Sarah Palin: We had quite a movement in Nashville, can you smell it? Give me $100,000 and I'll jot some notes on my Redneck Teleprompter and tell you all about the movement.
Arlo Guthrie: You know, if one person, just one person does it, they may think he's really sick and they won't take him. And if two people, two people do it, in harmony, they may think they're both faggots and they won't take either of them. And if three people do it, three, can you imagine, three people. They may think it's an organization. And can you, can you imagine fifty people, I said fifty people. And friends they may think it's a movement.
Arlo Guthrie: You know, if one person, just one person does it, they may think he's really sick and they won't take him. And if two people, two people do it, in harmony, they may think they're both faggots and they won't take either of them. And if three people do it, three, can you imagine, three people. They may think it's an organization. And can you, can you imagine fifty people, I said fifty people. And friends they may think it's a movement.
by Pod Tailin' February 15, 2010

What you call it when people flip up their windshield wipers when their cars are parked, because it's snowing like the end of the world.
What happens when you place your wipers perpendicular to your windshield, so the wiper blades will not freeze to the glass.
What happens when you place your wipers perpendicular to your windshield, so the wiper blades will not freeze to the glass.
We noticed several cars with wiper woodies when we drove through a warmer climate in a snowstorm, because none of the Snowbie newbies know what to do if it snows.
by Pod Tailin' March 02, 2010

When something is metaphorically compared to something else so often that, in the view of public opinion, they become the same thing.
The Republicans think that if they claim enough times that the Tea Party is actually an independent party, metaphorphosis will make people think teabaggers are actually Independents.
by Pod Tailin' February 27, 2010

Arnold Schwarzenegger used to say, "I'll be back." However, now that he is all fatty tissue, he says, "Oh, my back!"
by Pod Tailin' February 20, 2010

1. (noun) Maturity. The state of being a mature, stable adult. "Mature" is to "grownup" as "maturity" is to "grownupitty".
2. (adjective) Having an aloof, snobbish, or condescending attitude toward "young whippersnappers" after having reached an advanced age, like thirty or more.
2. (adjective) Having an aloof, snobbish, or condescending attitude toward "young whippersnappers" after having reached an advanced age, like thirty or more.
by Pod Tailin' January 26, 2011

Sarah Palin's ass, or more specifically, her anus.
The Artic Circle should not be confused with the Arctic Circle, which is warmer and much more comfy.
The Artic Circle is in close proximity to Lake Flaccid.
The Artic Circle should not be confused with the Arctic Circle, which is warmer and much more comfy.
The Artic Circle is in close proximity to Lake Flaccid.
Todd thought that he was the first one to explore the Artic Circle, until he saw all of the doggie paw prints which were there before he arrived.
Sarah Palin wants to be President so that she can expand drilling rights in the Artic Circle.
Sarah Palin wants to be President so that she can expand drilling rights in the Artic Circle.
by Pod Tailin' February 09, 2010

by Pod Tailin' March 02, 2010
