metaphorphosis

When something is metaphorically compared to something else so often that, in the view of public opinion, they become the same thing.
The Republicans think that if they claim enough times that the Tea Party is actually an independent party, metaphorphosis will make people think teabaggers are actually Independents.
by Pod Tailin' February 27, 2010
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snowbie newbies

People from the South who don't know how to drive when it snows, so they get their long johns in a bunch whenever there is even a millimeter of snow on the roadway.
Those snowbie newbies down South don't know how to drive. But what did you really expect? They voted for George Bush.
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comfy

Pronounced KUM-fee, "comfy" is the price Sarah Palin charges for drilling rights in the Artic Circle.
Sarah: "Thanks for inviting me to speak at the Tea Party convention. The first thing I want to do is to get comfy."
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udfohhf

Facebook Girl: Too funny!

Facebook Boy: udfohhf?
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perpendickular

{Used to describe a penis}

Erect; standing perpendicular to the pubic area.
She always gets me perpendickular.
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farcup

{verb} To get the hiccups when you have gas, thereby farting and hiccuping at the same time.

{noun} A single occurrence of farting and hiccuping at the same time, often happening in a series usually called "farcups".
Calvin: Hic-pffft! Hic-pffft! Hic-pffft!

Hobbes: If you farcup one more time, I'm gonna slap you.
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Artic Circle

Sarah Palin's ass, or more specifically, her anus.

The Artic Circle should not be confused with the Arctic Circle, which is warmer and much more comfy.

The Artic Circle is in close proximity to Lake Flaccid.
Todd thought that he was the first one to explore the Artic Circle, until he saw all of the doggie paw prints which were there before he arrived.

Sarah Palin wants to be President so that she can expand drilling rights in the Artic Circle.
by Pod Tailin' February 10, 2010
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