Artic Circle

Sarah Palin's ass, or more specifically, her anus.

The Artic Circle should not be confused with the Arctic Circle, which is warmer and much more comfy.

The Artic Circle is in close proximity to Lake Flaccid.

Todd thought that he was the first one to explore the Artic Circle, until he saw all of the doggie paw prints which were there before he arrived.

Sarah Palin wants to be President so that she can expand drilling rights in the Artic Circle.

by Pod Tailin' February 09, 2010

cooter back

1. How football fans in Tennessee say quarterback.

2. Peyton Manning.

That there boy's a good cooter back! He got's a purty mouth.

by Pod Tailin' February 08, 2010

perpendickular

{Used to describe a penis}

Erect; standing perpendicular to the pubic area.

She always gets me perpendickular.

by Pod Tailin' February 27, 2010

metaphorphosis

When something is metaphorically compared to something else so often that, in the view of public opinion, they become the same thing.

The Republicans think that if they claim enough times that the Tea Party is actually an independent party, metaphorphosis will make people think teabaggers are actually Independents.

by Pod Tailin' February 27, 2010

grownuppity

1. (noun) Maturity. The state of being a mature, stable adult. "Mature" is to "grownup" as "maturity" is to "grownupitty".

2. (adjective) Having an aloof, snobbish, or condescending attitude toward "young whippersnappers" after having reached an advanced age, like thirty or more.

Buying a home is a sign that you have reached grownuppity.

by Pod Tailin' January 26, 2011

fatty tissue

Arnold Schwarzenegger

Arnold Schwarzenegger used to say, "I'll be back." However, now that he is all fatty tissue, he says, "Oh, my back!"

by Pod Tailin' February 20, 2010

comfy

Pronounced KUM-fee, "comfy" is the price Sarah Palin charges for drilling rights in the Artic Circle.

Sarah: "Thanks for inviting me to speak at the Tea Party convention. The first thing I want to do is to get comfy."

by Pod Tailin' February 09, 2010