Hate Box

Any suggestion box that members of the public can post anonymously and vent their frustrations about a member of staff that they have decided they hate.

The management have given Tony a verbal warning after receiving a disparaging complaint about is unkempt appearance via the hate box.

by Pitman Poet July 20, 2021

Thunderbird

A woman that as overdone the fillers and botox and now looks like a Thunderbird puppet

See her over there, she's a Thunderbird puppet trapped in a woman's body

by Pitman Poet November 20, 2021

Flatulentist

Some one that can make music with their musical sphincter, via their flatulent emissions

Jackie could fart along to the national anthem, her talent and flatulentist skills were much in demand at many a party. Though some of the tunes made many attendees gag and her musical arse to be kept away from naked flames.

by Pitman Poet November 12, 2020

Phonomoaner

Phonomoaner, some one that complains via the phone

We’ve had another phonomoaner complaint about you, apparently they asked you for fillet o fish and you gave them a Big Mac and their fries were stone cold.

by Pitman Poet July 20, 2021

Grey Sleeve

A much older pink sleeve, or vagina

I met an old chick on POF and her grey sleeve got me off, but I had to shut my eyes because she looked like my grandma

by Pitman Poet July 19, 2023

Allahaactdaft

An Allahaactdaft, a deluded cultist follower who blows himself up in the hope of receiving martyrdom and a reward of seventy two virgins.

I see another Allahaactdaft as blown himself up and killed numerous innocent bystanders

by Pitman Poet November 01, 2020

Twitterhana

A type of person that gathers in shoals on twitter or any other social platform to denounce someone for a thought crime and then goes onto reduce their hapless victim to the bone, leaving the hapless victim a social pariah.

The twitterhana are beginning to shoal and tear into another famous author, sadly her reputation as been reduced to the bone

by Pitman Poet April 11, 2022