Pitman Poet 's definitions

Bubbleosphere

A person who lives in a privileged bubble untainted by the hardships of the real world and is insulated by self entitlement.

Andrew Mountbatten lives in a bubbleosphere, he visited the Pizza Express in Woking and never had to queue and no one saw him, because he was safe in his bubbleosphere.

by Pitman Poet March 17, 2026

Grey Sleeve

A much older pink sleeve, or vagina

I met an old chick on POF and her grey sleeve got me off, but I had to shut my eyes because she looked like my grandma

by Pitman Poet July 19, 2023

Stocking Leg

A secret cache of money or valuables stored in a sock

My grandfather left me a stocking leg, the sock was full of fifty pound notes, but then he never did trust banks.

by Pitman Poet July 5, 2023

Twitterhana

A type of person that gathers in shoals on twitter or any other social platform to denounce someone for a thought crime and then goes onto reduce their hapless victim to the bone, leaving the hapless victim a social pariah.

The twitterhana are beginning to shoal and tear into another famous author, sadly her reputation as been reduced to the bone

by Pitman Poet April 11, 2022

Thunderbird

A woman that as overdone the fillers and botox and now looks like a Thunderbird puppet

See her over there, she's a Thunderbird puppet trapped in a woman's body

by Pitman Poet November 20, 2021

Hate Box

Any suggestion box that members of the public can post anonymously and vent their frustrations about a member of staff that they have decided they hate.

The management have given Tony a verbal warning after receiving a disparaging complaint about is unkempt appearance via the hate box.

by Pitman Poet July 20, 2021

Phonomoaner

Phonomoaner, some one that complains via the phone

We’ve had another phonomoaner complaint about you, apparently they asked you for fillet o fish and you gave them a Big Mac and their fries were stone cold.

by Pitman Poet July 20, 2021