Pitman Poet 's definitions

Bushcraft

Bushcraft, Wandering in the overgrown pubic hair of the lady of your choice and having the ability to navigate ones way, through said Bush and reach ones destination unscathed. Bushcraft, Survivalist, surviving in the undergrowth.

Good job Tony was adept in Bushcraft, as Marys lady garden hadn't been trimmed since puberty.

by Pitman Poet June 25, 2019

Mammasphyxiation

Asphyxiation caused by a large breasted woman, assuming the girl on top position, whilst in the act of coitus; with her skinny partner.

Kevin's cause of death was by mammasphyxiation. Jaqueline his well endowed partner was unaware that Kevin was fighting for air.

by Pitman Poet March 19, 2017

Stocking Leg

A secret cache of money or valuables stored in a sock

My grandfather left me a stocking leg, the sock was full of fifty pound notes, but then he never did trust banks.

by Pitman Poet July 5, 2023

Grey Sleeve

A much older pink sleeve, or vagina

I met an old chick on POF and her grey sleeve got me off, but I had to shut my eyes because she looked like my grandma

by Pitman Poet July 19, 2023

shelfdom

Where a woman or man are when they haven’t been married or had kids by age 30-40

Stephanie now lives in Shelfdom she’s thirty five and single. Ryan still lives with his parents and plays video games he’s definitely in shelfdom

by Pitman Poet November 11, 2020

Bush Repair

Designer Vagina, Vaginoplasty, Labia Trim.

I hear Julie’s gone in for some emergency Bush Repair, apparently her Labia was hanging on her knees. The surgeon said it was a big job.

by Pitman Poet November 12, 2020

Flatulentist

Some one that can make music with their musical sphincter, via their flatulent emissions

Jackie could fart along to the national anthem, her talent and flatulentist skills were much in demand at many a party. Though some of the tunes made many attendees gag and her musical arse to be kept away from naked flames.

by Pitman Poet November 12, 2020