Pitman Poet 's definitions

Bushcraft

Bushcraft, Wandering in the overgrown pubic hair of the lady of your choice and having the ability to navigate ones way, through said Bush and reach ones destination unscathed. Bushcraft, Survivalist, surviving in the undergrowth.

Good job Tony was adept in Bushcraft, as Marys lady garden hadn't been trimmed since puberty.

by Pitman Poet June 25, 2019

Mammasphyxiation

Asphyxiation caused by a large breasted woman, assuming the girl on top position, whilst in the act of coitus; with her skinny partner.

Kevin's cause of death was by mammasphyxiation. Jaqueline his well endowed partner was unaware that Kevin was fighting for air.

by Pitman Poet March 19, 2017

Bush Repair

Designer Vagina, Vaginoplasty, Labia Trim.

I hear Julie’s gone in for some emergency Bush Repair, apparently her Labia was hanging on her knees. The surgeon said it was a big job.

by Pitman Poet November 12, 2020

Stocking Leg

A secret cache of money or valuables stored in a sock

My grandfather left me a stocking leg, the sock was full of fifty pound notes, but then he never did trust banks.

by Pitman Poet July 5, 2023

Phonomoaner

Phonomoaner, some one that complains via the phone

We’ve had another phonomoaner complaint about you, apparently they asked you for fillet o fish and you gave them a Big Mac and their fries were stone cold.

by Pitman Poet July 20, 2021

Grey Sleeve

A much older pink sleeve, or vagina

I met an old chick on POF and her grey sleeve got me off, but I had to shut my eyes because she looked like my grandma

by Pitman Poet July 19, 2023

Hate Box

Any suggestion box that members of the public can post anonymously and vent their frustrations about a member of staff that they have decided they hate.

The management have given Tony a verbal warning after receiving a disparaging complaint about is unkempt appearance via the hate box.

by Pitman Poet July 20, 2021