We’ve had another phonomoaner complaint about you, apparently they asked you for fillet o fish and you gave them a Big Mac and their fries were stone cold.
by Pitman Poet July 20, 2021
Any suggestion box that members of the public can post anonymously and vent their frustrations about a member of staff that they have decided they hate.
The management have given Tony a verbal warning after receiving a disparaging complaint about is unkempt appearance via the hate box.
by Pitman Poet July 20, 2021
A type of person that gathers in shoals on twitter or any other social platform to denounce someone for a thought crime and then goes onto reduce their hapless victim to the bone, leaving the hapless victim a social pariah.
The twitterhana are beginning to shoal and tear into another famous author, sadly her reputation as been reduced to the bone
by Pitman Poet April 11, 2022
Asphyxiation caused by a large breasted woman, assuming the girl on top position, whilst in the act of coitus; with her skinny partner.
Kevin's cause of death was by mammasphyxiation. Jaqueline his well endowed partner was unaware that Kevin was fighting for air.
by Pitman Poet March 19, 2017
Jackie could fart along to the national anthem, her talent and flatulentist skills were much in demand at many a party. Though some of the tunes made many attendees gag and her musical arse to be kept away from naked flames.
by Pitman Poet November 12, 2020
I met an old chick on POF and her grey sleeve got me off, but I had to shut my eyes because she looked like my grandma
by Pitman Poet July 19, 2023
by Pitman Poet November 19, 2020