Definitions by Pitman Poet
Bubbleosphere
A person who lives in a privileged bubble untainted by the hardships of the real world and is insulated by self entitlement.
Andrew Mountbatten lives in a bubbleosphere, he visited the Pizza Express in Woking and never had to queue and no one saw him, because he was safe in his bubbleosphere.
Bubbleosphere by Pitman Poet March 17, 2026
Grey Sleeve
I met an old chick on POF and her grey sleeve got me off, but I had to shut my eyes because she looked like my grandma
Grey Sleeve by Pitman Poet July 19, 2023
Stocking Leg
My grandfather left me a stocking leg, the sock was full of fifty pound notes, but then he never did trust banks.
Stocking Leg by Pitman Poet July 5, 2023
Twitterhana
A type of person that gathers in shoals on twitter or any other social platform to denounce someone for a thought crime and then goes onto reduce their hapless victim to the bone, leaving the hapless victim a social pariah.
The twitterhana are beginning to shoal and tear into another famous author, sadly her reputation as been reduced to the bone
Twitterhana by Pitman Poet April 11, 2022
Thunderbird
Thunderbird by Pitman Poet November 20, 2021
Hate Box
Any suggestion box that members of the public can post anonymously and vent their frustrations about a member of staff that they have decided they hate.
The management have given Tony a verbal warning after receiving a disparaging complaint about is unkempt appearance via the hate box.
Hate Box by Pitman Poet July 20, 2021
Phonomoaner
We’ve had another phonomoaner complaint about you, apparently they asked you for fillet o fish and you gave them a Big Mac and their fries were stone cold.
Phonomoaner by Pitman Poet July 20, 2021