Pitman Poet 's definitions

Flatulentist

Some one that can make music with their musical sphincter, via their flatulent emissions

Jackie could fart along to the national anthem, her talent and flatulentist skills were much in demand at many a party. Though some of the tunes made many attendees gag and her musical arse to be kept away from naked flames.

by Pitman Poet November 12, 2020

Thunderbird

A woman that as overdone the fillers and botox and now looks like a Thunderbird puppet

See her over there, she's a Thunderbird puppet trapped in a woman's body

by Pitman Poet November 20, 2021

Khant

A useless mayor of a capital city

The mayor of London is a useless Khant

by Pitman Poet November 19, 2020

Bushcraft

Bushcraft, Wandering in the overgrown pubic hair of the lady of your choice and having the ability to navigate ones way, through said Bush and reach ones destination unscathed. Bushcraft, Survivalist, surviving in the undergrowth.

Good job Tony was adept in Bushcraft, as Marys lady garden hadn't been trimmed since puberty.

by Pitman Poet June 25, 2019

Mammasphyxiation

Asphyxiation caused by a large breasted woman, assuming the girl on top position, whilst in the act of coitus; with her skinny partner.

Kevin's cause of death was by mammasphyxiation. Jaqueline his well endowed partner was unaware that Kevin was fighting for air.

by Pitman Poet March 19, 2017

Phonomoaner

Phonomoaner, some one that complains via the phone

We’ve had another phonomoaner complaint about you, apparently they asked you for fillet o fish and you gave them a Big Mac and their fries were stone cold.

by Pitman Poet July 20, 2021

Grey Sleeve

A much older pink sleeve, or vagina

I met an old chick on POF and her grey sleeve got me off, but I had to shut my eyes because she looked like my grandma

by Pitman Poet July 19, 2023