Reading Day

The one day where you actually get to stay up late and pretend like it’s the weekend because guess what, you have no classes, and most importantly, no 8ams!!!!!!

I stayed up till 4am on reading day because I could!!!!!!!

by Pialinist May 04, 2021

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Who do you think you are, the CDC?

A retort to use on Karens who believe "iT's AlL a HoAx"

Karen: IT'S ALL A HOAX!!!!!!!!!!!1!1!111!!!!!ONE!!!!ONE!!!! I'M NEVER GETTING THE VACCINE BECAUSE IT HAS MICROCHIPS IN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!11!!!!ONEONEONE!!!!!!!!!
Person with brain cells: Who do you think you are, the CDC? Newsflash: you're not, so shut up, Karen 🙃

by Pialinist May 19, 2021

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Last Two Brain Cells

The things that seem to up and skedattle while I'm trying to take a test

No one:
My last two brain cells: Adios!!!!!!!!!!!

by Pialinist December 23, 2021

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Doordash

The ultimate source for giving in to cravings and the reason why I've been eating like literal crap lately.

That moment when you've been ordering way too much Doordash so you make a pact to yourself to not order for the rest of the month... and then you realize it's the shortest month of the year anyway so before you know it it's going to be back to the Doordashing-till-you-Drop.

by Pialinist February 10, 2022

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