Definitions by Phuqit
Shtuppalotopuss
(adj.) 1--A guy so notoriously horny that the crack of dawn isn't safe around him.
(noun) 2--A guy who manages to get far too much female attention, resulting in a largely disproportionate number of women having intercourse with him.
(noun) 2--A guy who manages to get far too much female attention, resulting in a largely disproportionate number of women having intercourse with him.
Don't ever invite Mike to your Perv Parties--he'll be trying all night to poke every woman there, that Shtuppalotopuss!
Shtuppalotopuss by Phuqit October 20, 2011
Qi Vampire
1) An individual whose presence in your life results in most of your interactions with them leaving you drained, spent, and feeling like your own Qi ("life force" energy in Traditional Chinese Medicine) has been sucked right out of you; 2) A two-legged spiritual and/or emotional parasite of epic proportions; 3) That friend who always has some sort of disaster going on in their life that they can't help but impose into YOUR life each time.
My friend's divorce was over five years ago, but every ongoing battle with his ex, over cash and kids, gets described to me in minute detail on a daily basis. The man is a Qi vampire!
Qi Vampire by Phuqit January 25, 2010
Fuckdiculous
(Adj.) 1) Portmanteau word formed from "fucking" & "ridiculous," describing something SO unreasonably absurd, that calling it "ridiculous" is far beyond inadequate for adjectival usage; or, 2) Through-the-looking-glass idiotic.
1) My landlord hasn't fixed the hot water for 5 days! That's just fuckdiculous!
2) That guy I REALLY hate at work used me for a reference when applying for his new job: that's fuckdiculous!
2) That guy I REALLY hate at work used me for a reference when applying for his new job: that's fuckdiculous!
Fuckdiculous by Phuqit December 2, 2009