PhoenixGamer34's definitions
Some random person: I love Twitter, you should join, too!
Me: Fuck no, I ain't joining that rotten, headache-inducing, utter shithole.
Me: Fuck no, I ain't joining that rotten, headache-inducing, utter shithole.
by PhoenixGamer34 May 9, 2021
Get the Twittermug. People that celebrate injuries just because they don't like that person. It doesn't even just apply to players on teams they don't like.
Those insufferable Karens think they are so special and think that no one matters but them, but in reality, they are absolute shit.
by PhoenixGamer34 July 19, 2021
Get the absolute shitmug. Basically the Thought Police, but in real life. In other words, they are bunch of stupid fucking left wing morons on Twitter that will ruin your life and your career just because you don't meet their narratives.
He did nothing wrong, yet he was still victimized by Cancel Culture because didn't like what he said.
by PhoenixGamer34 March 25, 2021
Get the Cancel Culturemug. Dirty nickname for Yankees second baseman Jazz Chisholm Jr., who also has played games at third base and centerfield in his career
Jizz Chasm had a pathetic performance in the 2025 MLB Home Run Derby, hitting only three home runs, easily the lowest of every participant, with each of the others hitting 15 or more home runs in the first round, with Junior Caminero and Oneil Cruz being tied for the most in the first round with 21, while Byron Buxton hit 20, Cal Raleigh, the first catcher to win the home run derby and Brent Rooker, both hit 17 in the first round, James Wood hit 16 and Matt Olson, who replaced Ronald Acuna Jr. in the Home Run Derby lineup hit 15.
by PhoenixGamer34 July 19, 2025
Get the Jizz Chasmmug. by PhoenixGamer34 November 30, 2021
Get the uncultured swinemug. Andrew: Did you hear about the situation that Dexter and Eva are in?
Mindy: Yeah, they're really fucked.
Mindy: Yeah, they're really fucked.
by PhoenixGamer34 July 2, 2021
Get the Fuckedmug. Some guy that's an idiot: I am superior!
Some guy that's not an idiot: No you're not, get the fuck out of here, you weak stupid sack of shit.
Some guy that's not an idiot: No you're not, get the fuck out of here, you weak stupid sack of shit.
by PhoenixGamer34 July 4, 2021
Get the Weakmug.