Phillydrifter's definitions

copypaste

(verb) (cop-E-pAst) the act of manually copying and pasting a URL from a site such as Myspace into a new browser pane because you can't be sure if they've disallowed the intermediary link they not clip onto every URL added.

Myspace disclaimer: you will have to copypaste all the urls I give you because Myspace has flagged me as a terrorist and breaks any linkage i provide.

by phillydrifter March 11, 2009

fapit

(<b>fap•</b>it) n. habit of fapping.

I'm in the fapit of beating off at least twice a day to keep my prostate healthy.

by Phillydrifter March 4, 2009

negromobile

Any souped out/pimped up car with a loud stereo system, especially base to annoy the living shit out of everyone in a 5 mile radius; makes good target practice in the wrong neighborhoods to get it's tires shot out.

"Hear about Diesel's ride, man?" "Nah man what happen?" "Left his negromobile run idle outside to make a drug deal, and that mofo got shot to shit."

by Phillydrifter February 8, 2009

devert

not to be confused with 'divert,' already a word, or 'convert' which suggests dropping one set of beliefs and picking up another, DE-vert is someone who was brainwashed with religious myths from birth onward until they decided they'd rather think for themselves than blindly believe the myths written centuries ago with no proof that create all the world's various religions that if you did not bow down and worship some supernatural omnipotent being, you'd be sentenced to burn in the flames of hell forever.

This church used to be packed every Sunday, now most of our congregation has left to become critically thinking deverts.

by Phillydrifter December 17, 2008

ungasm

men: The subtle yet indescribably painful displeasure you feel in your genitals just after you've ejaculated and withdrawal your unit from whatever it was you had sex with. Tends to lessen if you 'wait inside' a few moments, but you'll always feel it.

For every man's orgasm, there is the inevitable painful ungasm.

by Phillydrifter December 17, 2008

goesintight

(verb) goes-<b>in</b>-tite: mock translation of German phase habitually repeated after someone sneezes.

AIM:
SexyHottie694u: Oh gosh, I just sneezed
StudMale4u2nite: goesintight
SexyHottie694u:...
StudMale4u2nite: i don't know how to spell it in german, it means 'god bless you' or something like that
SexyHottie694u: oh you are so sweet, thank you, lets make babies

by Phillydrifter January 5, 2008

farkument

(abstract noun) getting into an argument with at least one other person online at the notorious www.fark.com; reloading the page/making multiple comments so you an another farker can argue about some topic

"Billy, take out the trash, this is the last time I'll tell you!"

"Sorry, mom, I'm in the middle of a farkument!"

by phillydrifter January 3, 2008