Verb, meaning to unintentionally and unexpectedly shit your pants. Also known as gambling and losing. See also, shart. May result in going commando at the white house.
by Jackass36 February 03, 2013
When you are getting a blow job and you are about to cum on his/her face, and then you interview him/her with your dick, asking "How's the weather down there?"
"Hi I'm Al Roker, reporting from the field. How's the weather down there?"
"Sweaty, with a chance of precipitation, in the form of hot sticky cum. Back to you, Al."
"Sweaty, with a chance of precipitation, in the form of hot sticky cum. Back to you, Al."
by Newscastrate March 10, 2009
Tortured Man writing in journal: "While the towelheads made threats to my life and family, the al-Roker sat there and made degrading and humorous comments about the size of my dick."
by Mepman February 18, 2012
n. slang term/ street name for gastric bypass surgery
Based on Al Roker's publicized weight loss surgery and dramatic weight loss.
Based on Al Roker's publicized weight loss surgery and dramatic weight loss.
Unhappy husband: Man my wife is fat and just keeps on eating, I think i should get a new one.
Smart Friend: No dude, she still cool, get her The Al Roker and you guys will be doing the Idaho Dartboard in no time!
Unhappy Husband: Thanks for the tip!
Smart Friend: Remember its never just the tip
Smart Friend: No dude, she still cool, get her The Al Roker and you guys will be doing the Idaho Dartboard in no time!
Unhappy Husband: Thanks for the tip!
Smart Friend: Remember its never just the tip
by RedDan69 February 26, 2011
After someone has their stomach stapled, every other part of the body loses weight, except the head. The person's head will not have changed with the rest of the body and still look fat. Much like Al Roker's head looks right now.
by loodpreh January 22, 2007
by maz-o October 11, 2010