fapit

(<b>fap•</b>it) n. habit of fapping.

I'm in the fapit of beating off at least twice a day to keep my prostate healthy.

by Phillydrifter March 04, 2009

steakon

(noun) steak + bacon. Similar to turducken (turkey stuffed with duck, which is stuffed with chicken) steakon is simply beef with bacon. Possibilities include actual steak with bacon, pot roast with bacon, etc.

I'm having steakon for dinner since our freezer blew out and we have to eat everything or we'll lose it.

by phillydrifter September 08, 2010

Cut the numbers

To look over one's budget or financial position.

Wanna get a pizza?
Lemme cut the numbers real fast, I got no cash on me.

Honey, take me shopping for Valentine's day.
Ok sweetheart. Let me cut some numbers, you can go grab your coat, we can leave in five.
(woman takes one hour to 'get ready', guy browses pr0n online.)

by phillydrifter February 14, 2011

pork wagon

n. a pork wagon (or pork-mobile) is a police squad car, paddy wagon, or other clearly labeled law enforcement vehicle. Also known as 5-0 five oh

Went to Slevs for smokes and saw a pork wagon in the parking lot, but I didn't see any pigs inside.

by phillydrifter April 17, 2011

palintology

n. study in creationististic (!?) thought:
6001BC: nothing
6000BC: universe created with us at the center
7 days
rolls dice, tries once, fails
rolls again, fails, floods planet
rolls again...
hides dino skeletons to confuse

school of palintology:
palin: "blarg blarg
6001BC: nothing
6000BC: universe created with us at the center
7 days
rolls dice, tries once, fails
rolls again, fails, floods planet
rolls again...
hides dino skeletons to confuse
blarg"

by phillydrifter July 02, 2010

potato dust

(collective noun) individually small pieces of leftover chips left in the bottom of the bag, often no more than a half-inch by inch or smaller, which make up half the weight but 1/8 the space of every bag of chips, doritoes, pretzels or other snack material; forces those eating to pick up small stacks or awkwardly held bunches if you want to use the dip. (See also corn dust) Causes greasy fingers.

I accidentally dropped a bag of chips and created more potato dust at the bottom.

by phillydrifter September 02, 2010

pna

player dna; what makes a character a character in an MMORPG/mud/mush/etc.

P1: How do you cast purple fireballs?

P2: it's in my pna.

by phillydrifter June 13, 2006