Phil's definitions

Frinton

Frinton is a small boring seaside town in essex that is stuck in a time warp, it is chav infested thop none of them are hard. when the streets arn't being partrolled by chavs they are being partrolled old ladies
I used to have the misfortune of living in Frinton!

instead of Im bored you say :im Frintoned

by Phil February 4, 2005

Lucage

Someone who worries or intimidates sheep.

Here comes Lucage, Hide your sheep!

by Phil February 3, 2005

cumbomb

a condom filled with your own excretion after masturbation and dropped off a tall building onto someone below

100 points if you drop it onto a prostitute

by Phil February 3, 2005

auswitchz

A city in eastern Europe, infamously known as the center for the Nazi, "final solution."

This train of Jews is headed for the chimneys at auswitchz.

by phil February 3, 2005

Sunney

God; Almighty owner of all; The cool cat of bk; The most bestest

Sunney wins becasue he is most bestest

by Phil January 30, 2005

desperate housewives

overhype. a show that's main appeal is sex. you're screaming and getting horny. no. a cock doesn't even touch outside of the pants. just a shitty soap opera about how women are superior despite how they ramble that women are equal to men. (I am not chauvenist. a favorite among adolescent and high school boys because they think it's porn.

it's a shame most women are like the bitches in this show.

by Phil January 30, 2005

Middle School (Slut)

20% of all middle school aged girls. contrary to what the above cunts said, they don't give head. they're just cockteases

I wanted to pounce that MS slut but she denied me because she won't give it up until college. oh well, who wants an underdeveloped twat anyway?

by Phil January 28, 2005