Electile Dysfunction (ED)

The state of impotence and abject disinterest toward the political elective process.

I ain't gonna vote, I can't -- got ED.
ED?
Electile Dysfunction (ED). Had it since Regan.

by Phil November 30, 2005

Sunney

God; Almighty owner of all; The cool cat of bk; The most bestest

Sunney wins becasue he is most bestest

by Phil January 30, 2005

Dykeasaurus

a very large dyke

that bitch is is to big to be a dyke, she a dykeasaurus

by phil May 21, 2003

cock

1. used by males for reproduction
2. used by males to piss
3. used as a toothbrush for sluts
4. used as a toy for masturbators
5. used as a whip by some male sadists

"after coming on jennifer face, phil stuck his cock in her mouth so she cvuld get it hard again"

by phil February 4, 2004

tank

A fat bastard. One who is severly disfigured in the midsection.

John's getting so fat, he looks like a tank!

by phil March 2, 2003

The Simpsons

1. something old that tries to act young

2. an extremely horrific act of greed. coined because of the network's FOX milking of an the simpsons series

bill cosby is such a the simpsons

by Phil January 15, 2005

Dirty Hippy

someone who is being natural to their roots and not giving into what society says is right!!!
Woooo

You don't need to shower everyday to smell good. just spray a little lavender and jump out the door
Dirt Hippy styllliliiingggs :)

Phil is a dirty hippy, he has dreadlocks and talks about peace a lot.
LOOK now he's listening to bob dylan again..

...Also I think the smell of rotting is coming from his hair..
But whatever man he's cool because he embraces his dirtiness!

by phil November 19, 2003