Phil's definitions

the house of games

a Lan center in plantsville connecticut

Lets go to the House of Games

by Phil February 27, 2004

Chinese basket job

A woman sits in a basket suspended from the ceiling with the bottom cut out. The basket is lowered and spun so the vagina spins freely around the penis.

I got my first Chinese basket job by a Taiwanese hooker for a nickel and a loaf of bread.

by Phil July 29, 2003

bulker

Someone who makes a living from sending out spam emails. A new breed is an SMS bulker, tired of falling replies from email spam, have moved on to attacking cellphones.

I used to be an experienced bulker before I got sued by AOL and Verizon.

by Phil February 13, 2005

169

3 people fucking

hey jim wana do the 169 sure lets get ann

by Phil March 1, 2004

assbomb

a girl with a NICE ass

Guy 1: britney spears is teh assbomb!
Guy 2: dude, that was like 7 years ago
Guy 1: i'm lonely, aren't i?

by Phil December 28, 2005

philandclaytonhipness

a form of 'way of life'.. everything that is hip and cool in life is made by these 2 guys..the hipness cult which only hip people can understand..it would take a human mind years 2 comprehend the hipnesss laws of these two..handshake often follows greetings

omgosh its clayton and phil..they so hip!

i feel a heaviness of hipness in the air...clayton and phil must b around...

that handshake so cool!!

the humidity in the air is 20% and hipness is at 200% in areas that phil and clayton are in

by phil March 15, 2005

blunken

to get oral sex while pooping on a toielet

that was the best blunken i ever had

by phil February 9, 2005