Phil's definitions

dungfunnel

to insert the penis into a womans, or mans, anus

She takes it up the dungfunnel

by phil April 3, 2005

camper

While camping is, in fact, a legit strategy, it does make for boring game play. If a person wishes to devote their life to waiting and not moving (apparently some people get off on winning and not actually playing the game to it's fullest extent) then that's their business. They are just creating an unfriendly game where winning at any cost is the sole purpose. Campers will often resort to hacks as well if their camping fails to achieve them victory.

The bane of the camper is having his weapon of choice removed from his arsonal usually resulting in his defeat (should he not quit the game first).

Campers also find themselves tiring of a game sooner than others because they experience the same game play their entire time camping. This results in the purchasing of a new game where a new camping location will, without a doubt, draw the attention of the camper, where he will then repeat the process above.

Player A - "Well I was having fun until that camper joined."
Host - "Yeah, I'll just remove sniper rifles."
(Camper Leaves)
Host - "There we go, back to a good game."

by Phil April 3, 2005

Ramen Noodles

Good ass noodles that mostly black people eat when theres nothing else in the house to eat.

Also last resort

"There was nothin in the house last night, so i ate some oodles n noodles

by Phil April 2, 2005

monopoly

A game played by Aaron as a kid. Sometime referred to as Mono-Poly.

Doug says my son wanted to play Mono - Poly. He then said it was a production day.

by phil March 15, 2005

philandclaytonhipness

a form of 'way of life'.. everything that is hip and cool in life is made by these 2 guys..the hipness cult which only hip people can understand..it would take a human mind years 2 comprehend the hipnesss laws of these two..handshake often follows greetings

omgosh its clayton and phil..they so hip!

i feel a heaviness of hipness in the air...clayton and phil must b around...

that handshake so cool!!

the humidity in the air is 20% and hipness is at 200% in areas that phil and clayton are in

by phil March 15, 2005

refuck

To have a previous injury be reawakened through unnatural cause or the incompetence of medical professionals.
To break something that has just been fixed.

"Oh man, Terry just refucked his car, and he just got the old dent taken care of"

"I refucked my knee in the basketball game. I guess it's back to the doctors."

by Phil February 25, 2005

wha

when somebody is so retarded they say what in a conversation but it comes out wha?

one day robbie said wha to mrs. healy and got a detention for saying wha

by Phil February 22, 2005