mouse arrest

Mouse arrest begins when your cordless mouse batteries die and ends when you get off your fat ass and get more batteries.

I was about to frag that n00b from behind all sneak-attack style but then I entered mouse arrest.

by Phil September 6, 2007

beanerschnitzel

A child born to parents of mixed back ground. Specifically half mexican and half german.

When Mexicans in the US Army are stationed in Germany there are sure to be many a beanerschnitzels running around very soon.

by phil January 13, 2005

meff

stoopid, simple-minded, foolish from the latin meffist

"chloe and imogen are complete meffs not like phil."

by phil January 15, 2004

salva

Stueee......
stu is all pale!!!
hes all pale like a piece of yeti poo! paler than poo, which is actually brown, but for this pioint its all white! like someone who never leaves the house, cos hes afraid of the BBC!!! (Bilton Blazing Crew) for all you dumb people!

Salva is all stu like

by Phil January 17, 2005

senny

Sen likes to eat yambag.

Sen cried when the cat ate the yambag first.

by Phil March 27, 2003

geico

v. fornification with a lizard
n. shitass commercials

Killer: give me your money. even if you don't i'm still gonna kill you

I just saved a piss load of money on car insurance by not going to geico

by Phil January 27, 2005

fleshlight

the top selling male masturbation tool. it consists of an outside case which is shaped like a large flashlight, and an inner insert which comes in a variety of colors, orifices, and internal textures & ribbing styles.

While I was shopping for my girlfriend at Toys in Babeland, one of the workers there suggested I buy the Fleshlight for myself.

by phil February 7, 2005