Phil's definitions

sammy sosa

The most awesome power hitter in baseball today.

Sammy Sosa is the bomb.

by phil January 24, 2004

dap

The knocking of fists together as a greeting, or form of respect.

He gave me a dap when we greeted.

by Phil March 10, 2004

Emo kid

A little emotional pussy that sits there all fucking morose for no reason other than it is the IN thing to do, It's now cool to be a pathitc little fuck

A lot of the little pussies you see these days.

by Phil February 12, 2005

mutt and jeff

1- Perhaps the first daily cartoon strip. Depicted the title characters, one tall and thin, the other short and stocky, who were basically average guys. Set the standards for the likes of Abbott and Costello.
2- Two people who bear a resemblence to the above.
3- Another term for the "good cop, bad cop" routine.
4- Cockney rhyming slang for "deaf".

1- "Didja read today's Mutt and Jeff?"
2- "Hey, look at Mutt and Jeff!"
3- "Aw, Sarg, cut out the Mutt and Jeff routine."
4- "Whaddya mean, ya didn't 'ear? Are ya Mutt and Jeff?"

by Phil February 9, 2003

shit box

a box construction workers shit in when there are no toilets around

i fell in crap when the shit box i was using collapesed

by phil October 13, 2003

fuckery

When something bad or irritating has happened to you, by a mistake of yourself or some other incompetent fool.

*Knocks over paint on to new carpet/cat*
"Ah Fuckery"

*Knocks over a coat rack in a shop"
"Fucking, Fuckery"

by Phil December 20, 2003

software engineering

One of the most pointless principles in the field of computer science. Entails nothing but common sense applied to programming, and generally takes up too much of your time to create stupid diagrams so people less intelligent than yourself can understand how it fits together.

Software engineering was the stupidest class I had to take in college, it reminded me of the kind of work my friends in the School of Business do.

by Phil October 16, 2004