Phil's definitions

fuddle duddle

A eupharism for "fuck you" originated by Canadian prime minister Pierre Trudeau.

"Oh, fuddle duddle!"

by Phil February 9, 2003

load

1. semen
2. cum
3. love juice
4. jizz
5. a slut's toothpaste

"after I blew my nuts all over cassie, she blew me again and I thanked her by blowing my load all over her again"

by Phil February 27, 2004

BMT

I worked at Subway, and I was told that it stood for "Baltimore Mass Transit".

"Bigger, Meatier, Tastier" certainly doesn't apply, considering there's a specific designated method to lay the paper-thin meat slices across the bread so it covers the length...

The 12" BMT has six pieces of pepperoni, six pieces of salami, and two pieces of ham. The 6" has three slices of pepperoni, three pieces of salami, and one piece of ham. You may enjoy watching your Sandwich Artist count out the meat slices now.

by Phil June 30, 2004

Tek

nickname for boston red sox catcher Jason Varitek

Man, did you see Tek hit that home run off mariano rivera in the 9th?

by phil July 27, 2004

Leat

Another way of typing 1337, l33t, leet, etc.

Omg. That was leat. Very leat.

by Phil August 9, 2004

Middle School (Slut)

20% of all middle school aged girls. contrary to what the above cunts said, they don't give head. they're just cockteases

I wanted to pounce that MS slut but she denied me because she won't give it up until college. oh well, who wants an underdeveloped twat anyway?

by Phil January 28, 2005

pikeys

irish gypsies who will steal anything and are mostly violent

"i fockin' 'ate pikeys" -from snatch

by phil April 21, 2003