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software engineering

One of the most pointless principles in the field of computer science. Entails nothing but common sense applied to programming, and generally takes up too much of your time to create stupid diagrams so people less intelligent than yourself can understand how it fits together.
Software engineering was the stupidest class I had to take in college, it reminded me of the kind of work my friends in the School of Business do.
by Phil October 16, 2004
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chronic

Subject to a habit or pattern of behavior for a long time: a chronic liar.


origin-French chronique, from Latin chronicus, from Greek khronikos, of time, from khronos, time.
andrew chronically dives in kaylas muff
by phil November 28, 2003
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bulker

Someone who makes a living from sending out spam emails. A new breed is an SMS bulker, tired of falling replies from email spam, have moved on to attacking cellphones.
I used to be an experienced bulker before I got sued by AOL and Verizon.
by Phil February 13, 2005
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chuco

by PHiL May 30, 2003
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Chinese basket job

A woman sits in a basket suspended from the ceiling with the bottom cut out. The basket is lowered and spun so the vagina spins freely around the penis.
I got my first Chinese basket job by a Taiwanese hooker for a nickel and a loaf of bread.
by Phil July 29, 2003
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169

hey jim wana do the 169 sure lets get ann
by Phil March 1, 2004
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grouter

short for Ghetto Router, usually an old computer (486-ish) used in place of a Cisco or Linksys router by network saavy folk.
I just upgraded my grouter to 64MB RAM!!
by Phil October 24, 2003
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