Phil's definitions

dead or alive

a fighting game exclusivly for the xbox. it has realistic graphics, which justifies a purchase from shallow fanboy fuckedass otakus. mostly hailed as a "great game" because there are half naked women in it. when you win, the emotionless characters stare, and I use that word loosly, at the screen as if they are looking at cue-cards.

Jon: holy shit! I just kept pressing the x button and beat the game on extremely hard!

Tim: but the graphics are realistic. doa is teh best game ev3r!!1111one

by Phil January 12, 2005

chaw

a big wad of tobacco in between your cheek and gum

i got a chaw in my jaw

by phil February 5, 2003

dick poo

to have an orgasim and your penis shoots a large load of semen

that was the best dick poo i have ever felt

by phil February 9, 2005

Indy

A mobile guiness disposal device often found near sushi bars

Where is the Indy? Over there looking for the sushi bar.

by Phil January 12, 2004

acousticrap

A style of music very dissimilar to rock, which suffers from the unfortunate trait of only sounding good when played on an acoustic guitar at a concert full of potheads.

Have you heard the latest Dave Matthews Band album? It's acousticrap.

by Phil August 16, 2005

egg white

when someone says something funny or smart then its an egg white oppisite of yolk.

"e=mc2"....yo nigga you just made a fact that shit some egg white!

by phil April 8, 2005

dust scene

popularized by dragonball z when someone gets energy raped and for 10 minutes you see dust. cue the bad guy coming out unharmed and the heroes acting like they didn't know he was still alive.

see also: buu's regeneration

tommy took a huge shit and the smell was like a dust scene

by Phil January 28, 2005