Definitions by Pfc. Snowball

Mental Hand Job

1. Modern American politics; 2. Ex-girlfriend explaining why you should take her back; 3. Anything uttered by a public defender.

When Sandy said, "But babe, I was drunk, and he didn't mean anything. I love you so much, and I'm so horny right now, couldn't I just come in for one glass of wine?" Larry thought, "Jesus, that was the best mental hand job I've ever experienced."

Mental Hand Job by pfc. snowball June 7, 2011

Clown Nuts 

Testicles colored like a clown's face after sex with a menstruating women. "Clown Face," but on your nuts.

After banging Mary Jane Rotten Crotch, I looked down and realized that I had Clown Nuts. "So that was why she was crunchy! I thought she had some dengue-fever, twat clot vagina."

Clown Nuts by pfc. snowball June 5, 2011

O-Fuck-Ashima 

A Japanese phrase meaning, "This is not good."

Sir! We've successfully shut down the plant after the earthquake.

Very good. By the way, did you notice that giant Tsunami heading straight for us?

No. (looks out window) O-Fuck-Ashima!

O-Fuck-Ashima by pfc. Snowball April 1, 2011

Cum Tsunami 

Ejaculatory fluids so volumetric it can bury a small Pacific island in cum

Baby, you're about to get a cum tsunami!

Cum Tsunami by pfc. Snowball August 26, 2010

go chimpanzee 

When someone pisses you off and you rip off their face.

Upon seeing my husband's ex-wife I had to go chimpanzee and rip off her face.

go chimpanzee by pfc. snowball November 13, 2009

Obamanac 

Obama's almanac

"Gee, I wonder if it's going to rain, or if we'll ever get universal health care?"

"Wow! Good question Buffy. Let me check my Obamanac!"

Obamanac by pfc. snowball September 26, 2009

sausage magnet

Adrieanna from the Sapranos.

Frank: "I watched the Sapraons last night just to see Adreannia."

Ted: "WOW! Me too she is such a sausage magnet.

sausage magnet by pfc. snowball September 26, 2009