by Peter Crammer May 15, 2006

by Peter Crammer May 31, 2006

I looked up "escort" in the yellow pages because I wanted to lease a Ford, but I ended up with a Lisa Cunt instead. I had her all Memorial weekend, and it sure was memorialable! Especially with those memory glands of hers. I hope Lita Ford's mom won't be pissed.
by Peter Crammer May 30, 2006

(1) Hey, Bubba, leave Mike Hunt alone! I don't mess with your bitches!
(2) TOM CRUISE (as Ethan Hunt): Where's Mike Hunt? He's my brother! If you don't tell me where he is, I'll blow your fucking head off!
(Confused foreigners argue about what Ethan is saying)
(2) TOM CRUISE (as Ethan Hunt): Where's Mike Hunt? He's my brother! If you don't tell me where he is, I'll blow your fucking head off!
(Confused foreigners argue about what Ethan is saying)
by Peter Crammer May 15, 2006

An "Early Bloomer" is a super sexy and horny, non-adult teenage chick, who must therefore be avoided by horny adult males at all cost!
"God damn, look at that sexy bitch!"
"She's an Early Bloomer dude. You better stay away from that shit, unless you feel like going to prison and getting butt raped a hundred times for one fun statuatory rape."
"Thanks for the tip Bro!"
"She's an Early Bloomer dude. You better stay away from that shit, unless you feel like going to prison and getting butt raped a hundred times for one fun statuatory rape."
"Thanks for the tip Bro!"
by Peter Crammer November 22, 2006

When you work at a fast food restaurant, if a foxy chick orders a milkshake, you are supposed to ask, "Would you like a large fry to go with that shake?"
"Would you like a large fry to go with that shake?" means "Would you like me to cram my peter into that sexy little body of yours?"
by Peter Crammer August 01, 2006

by Peter Crammer January 01, 2007
