Peter Crammer's definitions

teen-up

An 18 or 19 year old. A teenage grown-up.

Larry: Godamn she's hot! Is she of age?

Jerry: Hell yeah; she's a teen-up bro'; go for it!

by Peter Crammer May 30, 2006

oreo

When 2 bruthas share a white chick.

Sally did the oreo with Kareem and Leroy.

by Peter Crammer July 25, 2006

pumpernickel

A very inexpensive prostitute.

Katy let me fuck her in the ass for $15. What a pumpernickel!

by Peter Crammer December 12, 2006

Early Bloomer

An "Early Bloomer" is a super sexy and horny, non-adult teenage chick, who must therefore be avoided by horny adult males at all cost!

"God damn, look at that sexy bitch!"

"She's an Early Bloomer dude. You better stay away from that shit, unless you feel like going to prison and getting butt raped a hundred times for one fun statuatory rape."

"Thanks for the tip Bro!"

by Peter Crammer November 22, 2006

John Lennon

One of the BEATLES and a solo artist as well.

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John Lennon singing in the Heavenly choir.

by Peter Crammer January 1, 2007

({: )=8

({: )=8 means, "Suck it Baby!"

Honey, I just can't wait until you come over and ({: )=8

by Peter Crammer January 1, 2007

Lisa Cunt

A very expensive call girl.

I looked up "escort" in the yellow pages because I wanted to lease a Ford, but I ended up with a Lisa Cunt instead. I had her all Memorial weekend, and it sure was memorialable! Especially with those memory glands of hers. I hope Lita Ford's mom won't be pissed.

by Peter Crammer May 30, 2006