Peter's definitions

lubba

To like someone with gusto. Not quite "love"

I lubba you.

I lubba the way you snuggle my penis.

by Peter May 1, 2004

sockdrawer

To take a credit card out of your wallet and stash it somewhere in the house. A sock drawer is a common place to use, hence the name. The idea is that by limiting your access to the card, you'll be less likely to use it and run up your balance.

I've saved hundreds of dollars ever since I sockdrawered my Visa card last year.

by Peter October 13, 2005

tonk

A term of endearment between homosexuals in the american southwest, also a request for anal sex.

"Oh Derek won't you come over and tonk me tonight?"

by Peter February 24, 2005

Instant Classic

phrase used when something is incredibly cool. Always accompanied by the "OK" hand signal and a huge smile. Originated at Kentlake Highschool in WA

*your team scores a point*...wow, that was an instant classic!!

by Peter April 27, 2003

gulder

a roar, or extremely loud shout

Jeez, he let some gulder out of him

by peter January 4, 2005

Shaulis

When your dog wakes you up to take him outside to drop off his payload and instead you pick him up to put him on the bed with you because you're too damn lazy to get up, and while picking him up you squeeze his stomach and he pinches one planting a warm fuzzy on your forehead.

Husband: I better take Otis out before he pulls another Shaulis.

by Peter April 16, 2004

Swamp Donkey

A really fuckin ugly person

Damn, that girl is a swamp donkey or, Hey, there goes swamp donkey

by Peter November 2, 2004