Peter's definitions

alphanumeric

An expensive car, especially one which serves as a status symbol. A suit covered anus typically will drive an alphanumeric. The term comes from the practice among most auto manufacturers of using alphanumeric designations on expensive car models, as opposed to the model names used for cheaper cars, e.g. Infiniti G35 vs. Nissan Altima, or Lexus ES 350 vs. Toyota Camry.

There's nothing like driving an alphanumeric to show people that you're a big shot.

by Peter January 1, 2007

Londoner

a person who will happily pay the best part of a million pounds for a small terraced house in an 'up-and-coming' area and think that they got a good deal

'Joan and Bob have just bought a 3 bed house in Stoke Newington you know - it was only £600,000 and an excellent investment.'

by peter September 25, 2003

uk.net.news.config

To waffle on for hours on end, also to blow smoke out of your own butt for the good of the usenet community (NOT)

Also to mean boring doofus who needs to get a job

I bet you participate in uk.net.news.config

by Peter July 9, 2003

beauty

beauty is what every living creature posseses

Even the ugliest thing you can ever see, it holds some beauty inside of it.

by Peter August 29, 2003

the big house

The university of Michigan's field

That comeback at the Big HOuse as amazing last weekend

by peter November 3, 2004

special olympics hopeful

an insult; one who can only hope of being in the special olympics.

Matt's another special olympics hopeful.

by Peter April 16, 2004

uio

When you eat green stuff but donnt know what the hell it is.

Ewww man this is just uio! Fully sick and gross!!!111one

by Peter April 26, 2005