smokinbones

A smokinbones is a person that just smokes butts,and pretty much nothing else. Usually has had a hard life of drugs and alcohol,but cant consume anymore without actually dying.

Dad, are you gonna have Smokinbones over again?Cause every time you do, the whole house smells of cigarettes and oldness

by Peteandbird April 02, 2023

Shotsinthedark

Pronounced, shots in the dark. meaning,whenever you have hooked up with somebody that would make it difficult to reach orgasm with the lights turned on.

So the other night I hooked up with another, these gals are not getting any prettier.I truly wish all my gals didnt turn out to be shotsinthedark!

by Peteandbird October 17, 2022

Dodge caravan

Dodge caravan is what you have when you put one finger in the vagina and 4 fingers in the rear end.

" I gave that gal the dodge caravan!" Waddayah mean the dodge caravan?" Yah,you know, One up front and 4 in the rear!"

by Peteandbird July 21, 2021

Sketch22

A situation that you know is gonna go horribly wrong, but you could gain a temporary reward. But with a costly or painful price/outcome to follow. Usually sketch22 is involving stealing a buddies girl, even if it's temporay( one nighter fuckfest,in his bed would make it an even sketchier 22

So I'm planning to hook up with his girlfriend,cause he's gone to massacheusettes for the nite,but she wants me to stay over in their apartment,and that's a definitesketch22 ,plus we'd be banging out in his bed, an even sketchier 22!

by Peteandbird June 22, 2019

Glandcanyon

Glandcanyon, a rather large spot on a woman,usually beginnng but not limited to the genital area larger than normal, but still thoroughly enjoyable. Sought after by experienced men that can appreciate not having to " "train" the lady,when they'ed only be sleeping together.

Wholly shit! She saved the best for last,when I finally got off her pants,I was amazed by her glandcanyon,were talkin' Large and in charge!

by Peteandbird February 22, 2023

noodymagazineday

Noodymagazineday is a day when local gals come to your abode and take you shopping for adult magazines. They often try to integrate into the day,thrift store shopping. That's usually less important than noodymagazineday

Hey! Yesterday was awesome, the ladies came and took me out for a noodymagazineday, I got all my monthlys and some sextoys!

by Peteandbird April 02, 2023

Downysoft

"Downysoft" is what happens when your significant male counterpart is supposed to " rise" to the occasion,but unfortunately he has consumed an amount of heroin,or fetynal,or some other downer,rendering his penis useless- to be more exact," Downysoft"

" Hey, Jodie,I saw you with that rockstar last night,you must have got lucky!" " No,just before we were gonna get it on, he ran to the bathroom, when he returned,his dick was Downysoft"

by Peteandbird July 21, 2021