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"Downysoft" is what happens when your significant male counterpart is supposed to " rise" to the occasion,but unfortunately he has consumed an amount of heroin,or fetynal,or some other downer,rendering his penis useless- to be more exact," Downysoft"
" Hey, Jodie,I saw you with that rockstar last night,you must have got lucky!" " No,just before we were gonna get it on, he ran to the bathroom, when he returned,his dick was Downysoft"
by Peteandbird July 21, 2021
Get the Downysoft mug.It's a suggestion,meaning relax,take it easy,sometimes to the point of masterbating in front of the crew.Or, used as a wishful thought to enjoy what you want to do instead of what your doing
by Peteandbird January 25, 2023
Get the Takeoffmyshoesanjacket mug.Very alluring and sexy things to look at when masterbating. Certain items and pictures that are pleasing to oneself enough to cause orgasm..usually containing pornographic materials.
"Hey you mind giving me a ride home,after I pick up some duckbutter n'gravy?" "No, that's cool man,I'll buy some too, my gals been out of town for 2 days!"
by Peteandbird January 25, 2023
Get the Duckbutter n'gravy mug.Glandcanyon, a rather large spot on a woman,usually beginnng but not limited to the genital area larger than normal, but still thoroughly enjoyable. Sought after by experienced men that can appreciate not having to " "train" the lady,when they'ed only be sleeping together.
Wholly shit! She saved the best for last,when I finally got off her pants,I was amazed by her glandcanyon,were talkin' Large and in charge!
by Peteandbird February 22, 2023
Get the Glandcanyon mug.Noodymagazineday is a day when local gals come to your abode and take you shopping for adult magazines. They often try to integrate into the day,thrift store shopping. That's usually less important than noodymagazineday
Hey! Yesterday was awesome, the ladies came and took me out for a noodymagazineday, I got all my monthlys and some sextoys!
by Peteandbird April 2, 2023
Get the noodymagazineday mug.A person who is commonly sucking a narrow string bean -like penis. Mildly derogatory,Usually said by a person of substantial girth.
by Peteandbird October 29, 2017
Get the Beansmoker mug.Swampspray is what you get usually in your face,or drifting up to your nostrils,when you've been superhero- sexing your girlfriend for a couple of days,switching up recieving areas,and she's on birth control. It's a rather pungent,should not have been so creative the last two days,kind of aroma that at this point is hard to escape anywhere in the room.
Wholly sheets! Well I can tell you the swampspray was rather thick this morning at my place,what was that? A three day weekend? Im glad to be at work man!
by Peteandbird November 30, 2024
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