Definitions by Peteandbird
noodymagazineday
Noodymagazineday is a day when local gals come to your abode and take you shopping for adult magazines. They often try to integrate into the day,thrift store shopping. That's usually less important than noodymagazineday
Hey! Yesterday was awesome, the ladies came and took me out for a noodymagazineday, I got all my monthlys and some sextoys!
noodymagazineday by Peteandbird April 2, 2023
Glandcanyon
Glandcanyon, a rather large spot on a woman,usually beginnng but not limited to the genital area larger than normal, but still thoroughly enjoyable. Sought after by experienced men that can appreciate not having to " "train" the lady,when they'ed only be sleeping together.
Wholly shit! She saved the best for last,when I finally got off her pants,I was amazed by her glandcanyon,were talkin' Large and in charge!
Glandcanyon by Peteandbird February 22, 2023
Takeoffmyshoesanjacket
It's a suggestion,meaning relax,take it easy,sometimes to the point of masterbating in front of the crew.Or, used as a wishful thought to enjoy what you want to do instead of what your doing
Takeoffmyshoesanjacket by Peteandbird January 25, 2023
Duckbutter n'gravy
Very alluring and sexy things to look at when masterbating. Certain items and pictures that are pleasing to oneself enough to cause orgasm..usually containing pornographic materials.
"Hey you mind giving me a ride home,after I pick up some duckbutter n'gravy?" "No, that's cool man,I'll buy some too, my gals been out of town for 2 days!"
Duckbutter n'gravy by Peteandbird January 25, 2023
Shotsinthedark
Pronounced, shots in the dark. meaning,whenever you have hooked up with somebody that would make it difficult to reach orgasm with the lights turned on.
So the other night I hooked up with another, these gals are not getting any prettier.I truly wish all my gals didnt turn out to be shotsinthedark!
Shotsinthedark by Peteandbird October 17, 2022
Dodge caravan
" I gave that gal the dodge caravan!" Waddayah mean the dodge caravan?" Yah,you know, One up front and 4 in the rear!"
Dodge caravan by Peteandbird July 21, 2021
Downysoft
"Downysoft" is what happens when your significant male counterpart is supposed to " rise" to the occasion,but unfortunately he has consumed an amount of heroin,or fetynal,or some other downer,rendering his penis useless- to be more exact," Downysoft"
" Hey, Jodie,I saw you with that rockstar last night,you must have got lucky!" " No,just before we were gonna get it on, he ran to the bathroom, when he returned,his dick was Downysoft"
Downysoft by Peteandbird July 21, 2021