Glandcanyon, a rather large spot on a woman,usually beginnng but not limited to the genital area larger than normal, but still thoroughly enjoyable. Sought after by experienced men that can appreciate not having to " "train" the lady,when they'ed only be sleeping together.
Wholly shit! She saved the best for last,when I finally got off her pants,I was amazed by her glandcanyon,were talkin' Large and in charge!
by Peteandbird February 22, 2023
Get the Glandcanyon mug."Downysoft" is what happens when your significant male counterpart is supposed to " rise" to the occasion,but unfortunately he has consumed an amount of heroin,or fetynal,or some other downer,rendering his penis useless- to be more exact," Downysoft"
" Hey, Jodie,I saw you with that rockstar last night,you must have got lucky!" " No,just before we were gonna get it on, he ran to the bathroom, when he returned,his dick was Downysoft"
by Peteandbird July 21, 2021
Get the Downysoft mug.Clownmeet is when you realize that everyone at your place is basically living off you, can't be serious about anything,and if asked,couldn't imagine paying any rent.
Last week I woke up and looked downstairs,there were 5 nonworking idiots,just having a great time,a frickin clownmeet!
by Peteandbird June 26, 2023
Get the clownmeet mug.A sketch22 is a term describing an act that you know is gonna is gonna go wrong, probably horribly costing friendships,and or money, excessive time, any or more or less of the above. With only a brief ,nominal or temporary reward,coupled with sometimes long term or semi to permanent irreversible consequences. Asketch22, is usually found describing,mackin on,hookin up,bangin out, using up,somebody's girlfriend,wife, and, or,significant other and there is a moderate level of risk,that on a scale of risk,1 being low risk, starts around 7 and maxes out at 10, unless of course the significant other is sleeping in the same room, making it an even sketchier22
So,this sweet queen wants me to spend the night with her at her place,I'm feeling a little apprehensive because this isfor sure a sketch22,and theres a chance her boyfriend might even come home or be home,makin it an even sketchier22!
by Peteandbird June 23, 2019
Get the Sketch22 mug.It's a suggestion,meaning relax,take it easy,sometimes to the point of masterbating in front of the crew.Or, used as a wishful thought to enjoy what you want to do instead of what your doing
by Peteandbird January 25, 2023
Get the Takeoffmyshoesanjacket mug.A hypersongriac is the person at the party that always has" The best song to play" and its" Definitely better than whats on at the time,or anytime for that matter. But the problem is. This guys got the same song...everything for 15 years,and tries to convince everyone at the party its. Fresh!!
I was dji'ng last nite a the club and here comes ole' one hit wonder with the same old request...it's really too bad,but I'm quite sure he's a hypersongriac!
by Peteandbird July 06, 2023
Get the hypersongriac mug.Very alluring and sexy things to look at when masterbating. Certain items and pictures that are pleasing to oneself enough to cause orgasm..usually containing pornographic materials.
"Hey you mind giving me a ride home,after I pick up some duckbutter n'gravy?" "No, that's cool man,I'll buy some too, my gals been out of town for 2 days!"
by Peteandbird January 25, 2023
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