Peteandbird's definitions
Noodymagazineday is a day when local gals come to your abode and take you shopping for adult magazines. They often try to integrate into the day,thrift store shopping. That's usually less important than noodymagazineday
Hey! Yesterday was awesome, the ladies came and took me out for a noodymagazineday, I got all my monthlys and some sextoys!
by Peteandbird April 2, 2023
Get the noodymagazinedaymug. A person who is commonly sucking a narrow string bean -like penis. Mildly derogatory,Usually said by a person of substantial girth.
by Peteandbird October 29, 2017
Get the Beansmokermug. Gland canyon extreme is referring to a " often busy" or having multple children,woman's vagina. To say it's small would be lyin'
Now that I'm matured,I find a womens vagina more appealing if it's a glandcanyon extreme,I won't tolerate much else.
by Peteandbird April 2, 2023
Get the glandcanyon extrememug. A smokinbones is a person that just smokes butts,and pretty much nothing else. Usually has had a hard life of drugs and alcohol,but cant consume anymore without actually dying.
Dad, are you gonna have Smokinbones over again?Cause every time you do, the whole house smells of cigarettes and oldness
by Peteandbird April 2, 2023
Get the smokinbonesmug. A hypersongriac is the person at the party that always has" The best song to play" and its" Definitely better than whats on at the time,or anytime for that matter. But the problem is. This guys got the same song...everything for 15 years,and tries to convince everyone at the party its. Fresh!!
I was dji'ng last nite a the club and here comes ole' one hit wonder with the same old request...it's really too bad,but I'm quite sure he's a hypersongriac!
by Peteandbird July 6, 2023
Get the hypersongriacmug. Clownmeet is when you realize that everyone at your place is basically living off you, can't be serious about anything,and if asked,couldn't imagine paying any rent.
Last week I woke up and looked downstairs,there were 5 nonworking idiots,just having a great time,a frickin clownmeet!
by Peteandbird June 26, 2023
Get the clownmeetmug. Swampspray is what you get usually in your face,or drifting up to your nostrils,when you've been superhero- sexing your girlfriend for a couple of days,switching up recieving areas,and she's on birth control. It's a rather pungent,should not have been so creative the last two days,kind of aroma that at this point is hard to escape anywhere in the room.
Wholly sheets! Well I can tell you the swampspray was rather thick this morning at my place,what was that? A three day weekend? Im glad to be at work man!
by Peteandbird November 30, 2024
Get the swampspraymug.