17 definitions by Pete616
The ultimate offensive term. When one is being such a dick the word 'cunt' does not suffice. It is such a strong term, that the statement is usually retracted.
Mikael: You know what Paul, you're acting like Jolly.
Andre: You take that back!
Mikael: You're right, Paul. I'm sorry.
Andre: You take that back!
Mikael: You're right, Paul. I'm sorry.
by Pete616 November 25, 2014
A female who is opposite of a loose woman. They are tight as they have had little or no sex. Also tight as they are hard to get into bed. Another definition is that these women are tight to men. Men need there sex and these women stop males from having their sex.
Barry: Jackie, can we have sex please!!!
Jackie: No, I am not going to have sex for a while yet!
Barry: Fuck you Jackie, you are such a tight women!
Jackie: No, I am not going to have sex for a while yet!
Barry: Fuck you Jackie, you are such a tight women!
by Pete616 October 17, 2010
Paul: Oh my God! Is that a rabbi?
Gavin: Yeh, but he was pretty scrabby!
Paul: I knows! He is a scrabbi!
Gavin: Yeh, but he was pretty scrabby!
Paul: I knows! He is a scrabbi!
by Pete616 October 19, 2010
The act of defecating on a Lancashire hotpot and then disguising the faeces as gravy.
The act is common when the host has dinner guests they are not particulary fond of.
The act is common when the host has dinner guests they are not particulary fond of.
John: Here comes the hotpot!
Liam: Yum yum! My favourite!
John: You want gravy Liam? *Laughing in head about Lancashire shitter*
Liam: Please John, I love lumpy gravy!
Liam: Yum yum! My favourite!
John: You want gravy Liam? *Laughing in head about Lancashire shitter*
Liam: Please John, I love lumpy gravy!
by Pete616 April 6, 2011
slutty cow, could mean an actual cow that is slutty or commonly used as two insults in one. Slut and a cow. Therefore being double mean.
Alan: Hey, that Louise is such a slcow, she munched off the whole football team last week!
Ian: I know, she is the biggest slcow I've ever seen! Still would though.
Alan: Yeh, true
Ian: I know, she is the biggest slcow I've ever seen! Still would though.
Alan: Yeh, true
by Pete616 September 24, 2010
When a male proceeds to engage in vaginal intercourse he penetrates the anus of the female by using means of extreme force with his arm. The goal is too place the whole of the arm into the anus while hearing her yell.
The following act must be performed in a Russian accent whenever engaging in speech.
Caution: Can casuse termination of the biological functions.
The following act must be performed in a Russian accent whenever engaging in speech.
Caution: Can casuse termination of the biological functions.
Liam: I'm gonna fucking start the russian rim pounder on you now bitch! *In Russian accent*
Kirsty: Please no Liam! Please! *Also in Russian accent*
Kirsty: Please no Liam! Please! *Also in Russian accent*
by Pete616 April 6, 2011
Like procrastinating yet involving masturbation. Instead of doing the work you set out to do you decide to wank.
Johnny: Pete, were you prowankinating last night?
Pete: Yeh, couldn't be bothered with the work so wanked instead.
Pete: Yeh, couldn't be bothered with the work so wanked instead.
by Pete616 June 18, 2011