Pete616's definitions

Lancashire shitter

The act of defecating on a Lancashire hotpot and then disguising the faeces as gravy.

The act is common when the host has dinner guests they are not particulary fond of.

John: Here comes the hotpot!

Liam: Yum yum! My favourite!

John: You want gravy Liam? *Laughing in head about Lancashire shitter*

Liam: Please John, I love lumpy gravy!

by Pete616 April 25, 2011

Scrabbi

A scrabby Rabbi.

Paul: Oh my God! Is that a rabbi?

Gavin: Yeh, but he was pretty scrabby!

Paul: I knows! He is a scrabbi!

by Pete616 October 21, 2010

Torange

A word that will distinguise any complication with the common myth of no word rhyming with the fruit and colour of orange.

Brian- Hey Bob, do you know any words that rhyme with orange? I'm sure door hinge doesn't count.

Bob- Well Brian, torange rhymes with orange perfectly.

by Pete616 October 4, 2010

Tight women

A female who is opposite of a loose woman. They are tight as they have had little or no sex. Also tight as they are hard to get into bed. Another definition is that these women are tight to men. Men need there sex and these women stop males from having their sex.

Barry: Jackie, can we have sex please!!!

Jackie: No, I am not going to have sex for a while yet!

Barry: Fuck you Jackie, you are such a tight women!

by Pete616 October 19, 2010

the 3 ing's

The 3 Ing's are defined as the 3 reasons why females or on this Earth.

Cleaning
Cooking
Fucking

John: Oh yes July, this is why the 3 ing's are so true! Keep sucking me off while hovering the floor and buttering that toast!!! YEH!!!

by Pete616 November 15, 2010

Swainy

Just a great, cheeky guy.

Hey Swainy.

by Pete616 November 25, 2014

Drug Princess

A female that her male companion adores yet only when taking and/or being on drugs.

Jack: Hey babe, I've got pink and blue his and hers syringes for tonight. You're my drug princess.

Shannon: Oh, Jack, you're so sweet.

by Pete616 November 25, 2014