Pete Dick's definitions

client number nine

The moniker given to New York Governor Elliot Spitzer by the Emperor's Club VIP. Now used to talk about anyone of high social standing when situtations dictate discretion.

The Cooker: "You here about this situation with Gov. Spitzer?"
Pete Dick: "You mean client number nine?"
The Cooker: "Oh yeah, my bad."

by Pete Dick March 10, 2008

braggadocio

empty boasting, arrogant pretension, a swaggering, cocky manner.

Cook: "Who's that loud fuck sitting across the bar."
Pete: "Oh, that's Adam."
Cook: "What a dickhead."
Pete: "Yeah, but in spite of all the braggadocio, I actually like the guy."
Cook: "Really?"
Pete: "No, really?"

by Pete Dick February 13, 2008

Hard on with a suitcase

mob lawyer or attorney

That Hard on with a suitcase will get us off the charges.

by Pete Dick February 17, 2008

helicopter money

large amounts of money that bypasses the tax system and is moved into the pockets of wealthy households and companies through unfair tax credits and cuts at the expense of good working people.

Pete Dick: "damn, Pepper, you seem to be in the mood for celebrating."
Pepper: "well I am, me and my brother Salt just closed on a deal that made us millions of dollars of helicopter money and is backed by the taxpayers."
Pete Dick: "good work, you truly are an international man of leisure."
Pepper: "and your not?"
Pete Dick: "shut up and Irish yourself."

by Pete Dick March 21, 2008

beer mule

an individual who carries at least two cases of beer for the benefit of others.

The Cooker: "Pete Dick can be a real prick sometimes, but boy he is one useful beer mule."
TP: "Yep, you can always count on him to carry serious quantities of beer."

by Pete Dick March 5, 2008

Beats Street Tavern

used to describe your favorite watering hole when an unwanted friend overhears your description of the previous nights exploits. The misdirection is used so that said unwanted friend will not show up to your favorite establishment in the future.

Pete Dick: "Me and T. Gay really got fuck up last night."
The Cooker: "damn, when I left you were still jacking for beats and seemed fairly socially lubricated."
Pete Dick: "Well we Irished Ourselves pretty good."
Uncle Freddie: "Where was this?"
Pete Dick and the Cooker: "the Beats Street Tavern."
Uncle Freddie: "Where is that."
Pete Dick: "Jones Road"

by Pete Dick March 18, 2008

Beats Street

hungover, the feeling of being beaten up from drinking way too much the night before.

The Cooker: "What's up man?"
Pete Dick: "Hanging out on Beats Street..."
The Cooker: "Guess you don't want to go to the Kirk Hotel then..."
Pete Dick: "Fuck no, I am in, lets get socially lubricated"

by Pete Dick March 15, 2008