Cook: "Who's that loud fuck sitting across the bar."
Pete: "Oh, that's Adam."
Cook: "What a dickhead."
Pete: "Yeah, but in spite of all the braggadocio, I actually like the guy."
Cook: "Really?"
Pete: "No, really?"
Pete: "Oh, that's Adam."
Cook: "What a dickhead."
Pete: "Yeah, but in spite of all the braggadocio, I actually like the guy."
Cook: "Really?"
Pete: "No, really?"
by Pete Dick February 13, 2008
by Pete Dick February 17, 2008
A man whose tremendous wealth, social position, grooming, and worldleness allow him to pursue pleasurable social, cultural, and athletic hobbies or pasttimes, rather than employment.
Bartender: "Hey, seriously, what does Pete Dick do for a living?"
The Cooker: "I really shouldn't say..."
Bartender: "Come on, I won't tell anyone, please?"
The Cooker: "well, he is an international man of leisure."
Bartender: "woa, what is that?"
The Cooker: "well, basically it means he globe trots jacking for beats and each day finds time to Irish himself."
The Cooker: "I really shouldn't say..."
Bartender: "Come on, I won't tell anyone, please?"
The Cooker: "well, he is an international man of leisure."
Bartender: "woa, what is that?"
The Cooker: "well, basically it means he globe trots jacking for beats and each day finds time to Irish himself."
by Pete Dick March 21, 2008
a technique used by wealthy individuals to frustrate their rivals by buying up land adjacent to their competitors locations so that they can open up competing busineses and perhaps force them out of business.
TP: "Did you hear Pete Dick got us banned from the Kirk Hotel? Now we got no place to go."
The Cooker: "Yeah but before he did that he was land banking and plans to open up a place even better down the road."
TP: "well, I guess that is why they call him Pete Dick."
The Cooker: "shut up and Irish yourself."
The Cooker: "Yeah but before he did that he was land banking and plans to open up a place even better down the road."
TP: "well, I guess that is why they call him Pete Dick."
The Cooker: "shut up and Irish yourself."
by Pete Dick March 21, 2008
how one feels the day after having drunk, unprotected sex. The anxiety of not knowing if you contracted an STD along with the withdrawl symptoms of a hangover combine to form this unsettling feeling.
TP: "Dude, did you bang that girl from the bar last night?"
Pete: "aaahhh, yeah, kinda"
TP: "Dude, you totally didn't wear a rubber did you?"
Pete: "aaahhh, yeah, kinda not"
TP: "Dude, are you feeling HIVey?"
Pete: "aaahhh, yeah, kinda"
TP: "Idiot"
Pete: "aaahhh, yeah, kinda"
Pete: "aaahhh, yeah, kinda"
TP: "Dude, you totally didn't wear a rubber did you?"
Pete: "aaahhh, yeah, kinda not"
TP: "Dude, are you feeling HIVey?"
Pete: "aaahhh, yeah, kinda"
TP: "Idiot"
Pete: "aaahhh, yeah, kinda"
by Pete Dick February 10, 2008
Pizzamaker: "I am a ninja!"
Pete Dick: "Whatever..."
Pizzamaker (whacking Pete in the thigh): "Take that then!"
Pete Dick: "What the hell fuck face, you just gave me a chucky pony."
Pete Dick: "Whatever..."
Pizzamaker (whacking Pete in the thigh): "Take that then!"
Pete Dick: "What the hell fuck face, you just gave me a chucky pony."
by Pete Dick March 12, 2008
Papi: "What are you doing tonight?"
Pete Dick: "The usual, jacking for beats and enjoying a couple libations."
Papi: "I am in, where at?"
Pete Dick: "The Kirk Hotel!"
Pete Dick: "The usual, jacking for beats and enjoying a couple libations."
Papi: "I am in, where at?"
Pete Dick: "The Kirk Hotel!"
by Pete Dick March 12, 2008