Definitions by Pete Dick

Goodwill Games 

usually occurs in a dorm or other close situation when you are living close enough to other people to hear them or see them having sex, once one hears them in the act, it then becomes the Goodwill Games.

Msgr. Sparrow: "damn dude, you and Tara were loud last night."
Pete Dick: "Damn dude, just competing in them Goodwill Games."

Goodwill Games by Pete Dick March 12, 2008

client number nine 

The moniker given to New York Governor Elliot Spitzer by the Emperor's Club VIP. Now used to talk about anyone of high social standing when situtations dictate discretion.

The Cooker: "You here about this situation with Gov. Spitzer?"
Pete Dick: "You mean client number nine?"
The Cooker: "Oh yeah, my bad."

client number nine by Pete Dick March 10, 2008

presser 

short for press conference

Pete Dick: "What you wanna do after the game?"
TP: "I wanna order another beer and watch the presser on ESPN."
Pete Dick: "Lets get a pitcher then, those guys can get long winded, especially if Shaq is playin."

presser by Pete Dick March 9, 2008

beer mule

an individual who carries at least two cases of beer for the benefit of others.

The Cooker: "Pete Dick can be a real prick sometimes, but boy he is one useful beer mule."
TP: "Yep, you can always count on him to carry serious quantities of beer."

beer mule by Pete Dick March 5, 2008

sky dumping 

a somewhat childish although greatly amusing practice of excreting from great height in unusual places.

The Cooker (looking up in tree): "Dude, what the hell are you doing up in that tree with your pants down?"
Pete Dick (dropping a crap into a parked car's sunroof: "sky dumping, dumb ass"

sky dumping by Pete Dick March 5, 2008

spit-roast 

two gentleman enjoying the hospitality of an open-minded woman. It is often necessary for the female party to adopt the "on all fours" stance in order that each of the gentleman may take position at opposing ends.

Pete Dick: "What did you do last night?"
TP: "Had a spit-roast with Colette and some random dude from the bar."
Pete Dick: "Nice"

spit-roast by Pete Dick March 5, 2008

ballet of violence 

the homage to aggression and male bloodlust that a championship ultimate fighting event is.

Pete Dick: "Did you see the Ultimate Fighting last night?"
The Cooker: "Hell yeah, I would not miss that ballet of violence for the world."
Pete Dick: "Me neither..."

ballet of violence by Pete Dick February 29, 2008