stalking horse

Someone or something whose role is to become the focal point for, or the initiator of, a debate or challenge. However, in reality their leadership role is an illusion, and the stalking horse is really working to promote a challenge or debate that will benefit a third party whose identity remains a secret.
Pete: "You been watching what them Clintons are up to?"
Cook: "I've been trying to ignore them now for 12 years."
Pete: "Well Slick Willie has been attacking Obama."
Cook: "Why?"
Pete: "Well he is acting as a stalking horse for Hillary to damage Obama's rep."
Cook: "I figured Obama already damaged his rep."
Pete: "Not as much as Willie can."
Cook: "Your wisdom is boundless."
by Pete Dick February 13, 2008
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to paint houses

mobster jargon for killing someone.
Boss: "I heard you like to paint houses."
Thug: "Yes, and I do my own carpentry as well."
Boss: "Excellent
by Pete Dick February 17, 2008
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Hard on with a suitcase

That Hard on with a suitcase will get us off the charges.
by Pete Dick February 17, 2008
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super punter

the colloquial term for very successful gamblers.
Pete: "You got any action on the big game?"
Cooker: "No, my wife would kill me if she knew I was gambling."
Pete: "Well I put down ten large."
Cooker: "Shit, you have some balls, but you have always been a super punter."
by Pete Dick February 10, 2008
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gaggle of hens

a group of annoying female who are out together making a collective noise that resembles the gaggling of a flock of hens.
Pete Dick: "We gotta get out of this place."
The Cooker: "Why?"
Pete Dick: "TP fucked one of those girls over there and now the whole gaggle of hens is talking about it."
by Pete Dick April 04, 2008
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A man whose tremendous wealth, social position, grooming, and worldleness allow him to pursue pleasurable social, cultural, and athletic hobbies or pasttimes, rather than employment.
Bartender: "Hey, seriously, what does Pete Dick do for a living?"
The Cooker: "I really shouldn't say..."
Bartender: "Come on, I won't tell anyone, please?"
The Cooker: "well, he is an international man of leisure."
Bartender: "woa, what is that?"
The Cooker: "well, basically it means he globe trots jacking for beats and each day finds time to Irish himself."
by Pete Dick March 21, 2008
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beautiful thing

a way to describe something or an event that is cool, best when way over used.
TP: "Hey I can get out of the house today, lets go jacking for beats!"
Pete Dick: "wow, its a beautiful thing"
TP: "I can stay out the whole day, lets go to the Kirk Hotel"
Pete Dick: "its a beautiful thing"
TP: "I'll drive too, I got that new satellite radio with the 80s channel."
Pete Dick: "its a beautiful thing"
by Pete Dick March 15, 2008
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