Pete Dick's definitions

ballet of violence

the homage to aggression and male bloodlust that a championship ultimate fighting event is.

Pete Dick: "Did you see the Ultimate Fighting last night?"
The Cooker: "Hell yeah, I would not miss that ballet of violence for the world."
Pete Dick: "Me neither..."

by Pete Dick February 29, 2008

drop guns

a gun dropped by the cops at a shooting to cover up the killing of an unarmed suspect.

LeRoy: "You hear about Tyrone getting shot by the po-po."
Tinquin: "Fuck yeah, motha fucka"
LeRoy: "He wasn't packing."
LaTitia: "Yeah them mother fuckin cops just drop guns and point the finger at our boy."
Tinquin: "Bitch, shut the fuck up."
LeRoy: "Yeah, bitch stop lying."
LaTitia: "Wanna fuck?"
LeRoy and Tinquin: "Yeah, now I am gonna drop pants."

by Pete Dick February 28, 2008

Pork Soda

the slop that results from the drainage of draft beers at a bar into a bucket.

Pete Dick: "Dude, I wanna get drunk but I ain't got no cash."
The Cooker: "Just go down to the Kirk and drink the Pork Soda, you'll be feeling just fine."
Pete Dick: "Good Idea."

by Pete Dick February 17, 2008

foot fire

a workout technique where one is alternating their feet as fast as they can, like football players do; especially used by sadistic coaches.

Coach: "The team looks like a bunch of faggots."
Assistant Coach: "Yeah, Pete Dick has been taking them out jacking for beats too much lately."
Coach: "Lets make these hungover fuckers pay."
Assistant Coach (as team enters gym): "Hey faggots, foot fire, FOOT FIRE!!!"

by Pete Dick March 21, 2008

Uncle Freddie

the one guy in every social circle that has no social grace, manners or even a clue as to how big a fucking moron he is.

The Cooker: "Dude we need more people to play bathketball."
Chucky: "What about Freddie."
Pete Dick: "You mean Uncle Freddie, that retard, no way, I'd rather play with TP even if he can't dribble."
The Cooker: "Word, that guy is a dick, he won't even get socially lubricated at the Kirk Hotel afterward."

by Pete Dick March 18, 2008

socially lubricated

the period of time between the first couple of drinks where one achives a pleasent, but comfortable and controlled buzz before continued consumption results in a complete drunken stuper.

Papi: "You get that girl's number last night when we were jacking for beats?"
Pete Dick: "No, I fucked it up and got too drunk and started grabbing her tits."
Papi: "Dumb ass, you were doing well while you were still socially lubricated."

by Pete Dick March 12, 2008

presser

short for press conference

Pete Dick: "What you wanna do after the game?"
TP: "I wanna order another beer and watch the presser on ESPN."
Pete Dick: "Lets get a pitcher then, those guys can get long winded, especially if Shaq is playin."

by Pete Dick March 9, 2008