Peg Leg Pete's definitions

Plan B's

A group of girls who are not the best looking, but after a few drinks and if all else fails, they are reliable back ups to Plan A's. Usually these girls are DTF.

John: "I'm hammered."

Bill: "What happened to those hotties?"

John: "They're being sluts."

Bill: "Call up the Plan B's"

by Peg Leg Pete April 21, 2008

Poet

A reference to a homosexual person. Derived from the fact that many of the historical poets were actually gay, and many of the modern ones are too.

Is he wearing a pink polo with the collar popped? What a poet!

by Peg Leg Pete May 6, 2008

bruhas

a code name for beers uused primarily by teenagers, since it is not know by most adults.

"wanna throw back a few bruhas tonight?"

"fosho"

by Peg Leg Pete October 31, 2007

dodo smack

The act of slapping some dirty tramp across the face with a powerful penis thrust
(Pretty much the same as a mushroom stamp, but without the stamp).
If completed successfully, it will knock the bitch out 7 times out of 10.

Last night Debbie was being a complete twatmunch, so I dodo smacked that bitch and she was out for a good 2 and a half hours.

by Peg Leg Pete October 30, 2007

screen door

an extremely slutty female. the name screen door means that everyone gets a slam.

You hooked up with Katie. Thta bitch is a total screen door.

by Peg Leg Pete October 31, 2007

HST's

hot sluts with tits. a.k.a.- goddesses

Lets invite a few HST's and some triple B's over.

by Peg Leg Pete October 30, 2007

twatmunch

Any unattractive dyke or flambouyant doushebag whose only purpose on earth is to annoy the shit out of all heterosexuals.

Billy - "Good thing you didn't invite Gary to the party"

George - "I know. He is a total twatmunch."

by Peg Leg Pete October 29, 2007