PeTe's definitions

The Gilmour

Our pub. I wish all those old men and losers who sit in our seats would just fuck off and take Mr Sleaze with them

Let's go to The Gilmour

by Pete February 8, 2005

man fat shooter

A penis. manfat is a word for semen.

I rogered Sara from behind with my man fat shooter.

by Pete November 14, 2004

phaggeltooth

1.) one or many teeth that are slightly crooked, sometimes straying far off the trail of the other teeth. Often comes from no braces or not wearing a retainer. Very irritating to look at. Upon giving head, the tooth will scrape and injure one's genitalia.

"Patrick's girlfriend has a phaggeltooth. I bet that shit hurts. He should only do her from behind." or "Man, that chick was hot, until I saw her phaggeltooth. I couldn't stop staring at it."

by Pete April 21, 2003

slutasaurus

A lady that performs sexual favours in exchange for money or a fake relationships with a man/woman. This is much more harsh than just 'slut'.

1: She sucked my dick
2: Yeah but you know shes a slutasaurus

by Pete February 25, 2004

Little Miss Grumpy Pants

The worst of the bar staff. How can anybody hold a grudge for so long over a fucking Christmas card?

Little Miss Grumpy Pants is a loser, despite the cheap blowjobs

by Pete January 25, 2005

hard

bad ass, as in "hard core" usually bitches that think they're cool

that m-f'er thinks hes all hard, but hes really a bitch

by Pete April 14, 2003

GOF

The Game of Football, ie. the one and only thing in life that should matter. Origins traced to Michigan, specifcly Metro-Detroit/Rochester area. Originated by Coach Calvin Gross, of the Stoney Creek Cougars football team

CG- "When I was your age I played the GOF with broken arms and legs just to prove how tough I was, and then I punted Korean people...ok someone tell him the joke..."

by Pete August 15, 2004