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Definitions by PaulJar the Pornostar

A game where you try to get a small ball into the opposing team's goal by sitting on it and carrying it in the grasp of your buttcheeks.
gayball will soon be part of the olympics.
gayball by PaulJar the Pornostar November 17, 2003

gnarly sick 

That was gnarly sick bro!
gnarly sick by PaulJar the Pornostar November 17, 2003

fuck that shit 

I was gonna try to heelflip the seven stair, but when I got a look at it's height i changed my mine and said, "fuck that shit."
(skateboard geek) knowing too much about and taking skating too seriously.
Nic is such a skeek. He knows every single move that every single pro skater has done in every skate video he's ever seen. He plays way too much tony hawk games.
skeek by PaulJar the Pornostar November 16, 2003

you know sergio? 

its from this one commercial... hmm....
"sergio..."
"hey, we know sergio!"
"hes got darkish lightish hair"
"the tannish, whitish guy"
"yeah, about this tall."
"you know sergio? Come, join us!"

vegitard 

1.someone who thinks that vegetarians dont eat products that come from animals, like milk and eggs and all that shit. Thats vegans stupid!

2. all the whitetrash retards who posted a definition for vegitarian.
"stop fucking your cousin and come here ya vegitard."
vegitard by PaulJar the Pornostar November 16, 2003
A trick done on a skateboard.

You might need to know how to ollie but maybe not.

Put your feet in the position you would to do an ollie but instead of just sliding and jumping, this time kick your front foot forward and your back foot backward to spin the skate into a 180 motion then land a roll away.
shuvits are the lamest skate trick.
shuvit by PaulJar the Pornostar November 16, 2003