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contralingus 

Noun

1. A variation on the popular belief that one should lick the alphabet while performing cunnilingus, but in this case, licking in the pattern of Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A and then spelling out the word "START."
"I'm going to stop at my friends house for old school video game night, then I'm heading straight to my girlfriends house to perform contralingus."
contralingus by billebllunt December 11, 2013
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Cuntalingus 

(Verb) the act of performing oral sex on a very "bitchy" woman.
John, last night I met this woman and she made me go down on her. She kept grabbing my head and telling me how I wasn't doing it right. I hate giving "Cuntalingus".
Cuntalingus by kerb-stirer August 10, 2014

Conalingus 

Oral sex usually when you lick pXssy
Anyone down for some conalingus?
Conalingus by Fag_Bag163 June 6, 2018

coitalingus 

The act of performing cunnilingus on a woman while she is being penetrated by a phallus (real or a dildo).
Julia's favorite part of her threesome was the coitalingus.
coitalingus by myrlyn May 10, 2009

conalingus 

Oral sex, usually stimlulation of the female genitals with mouth or tongue normally from a third person.
He gave me a little conalingus
conalingus by Simon Davenport April 25, 2006

Cuntalingus 

Pussy talk. The result in which the pussy makes noises before,during and after sexual activity.
In the words Ray J;
Then you climb back up the pole, then you drop and do the splits
How you make that cuntalingus (aka pussy talk), baby damn you on some real shit
Cuntalingus by Fuck it up 69 October 12, 2021

cuntalingus 

Variation of the derogatory term 'cunt;' slang term refering to an inconsiderate individual.
That cuntalingus just parked in my reserved spot!
cuntalingus by howie69 April 17, 2008
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