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The lazy mispronunciation of the word "nuclear" that so, so many morons continue to proliferate

Slang word for a "blumpkin". Which is also a slang word. If you don't know what a blumpkin is yet, then fuck you

A shot of drugs up the ass via oral syringe (the kind you use to feed a baby squirrel or whatever)

(Sex act) While performing oral sex on a woman, the tongue manipulates the clitoris like a joystick moving up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right- the same directional commands used in the infamous "99 lives" cheat in the old 80's Nintendo game Contra. Since the same cheat works in the classic Castlevania, this could also be referred to as The Castlevania Code, or even "Contralingus".

1. The irrefutable law that any woman with a purse dog is a pretentious, vapid cunt