The new generation T-3000 is fully sentient, made from high-tensile alloys, is combat ready, and gives one tornado of an erotic ROM Job.
by PaulAllensCard February 03, 2015
TRAvel-sectomy Eng., N.: A horrible incident, drug or procedure which neutralizes one's will to travel
by PaulAllensCard January 20, 2021
Gash Stache (def., noun): An artfully-manicured pubic adornment above a woman's vagina. This may include the Hitler, the popular landing strip, a classic inverted triangle, the suggestive "V", a 19th Century handlebar fuckstache, or a variety of fun shapes depending on the steady hand and precision grooming equipment. A clean shave is always welcome, but a fun little patch of fur above the V-zone can be a great touch. The Bin Laden beard however, is not.
~A sensational new word from AndyBones, aka PaulAllensCard- Lovingly tending to G-spots & clitoris (pl.-clitori?) since boot-cut jeans were in style~
~A sensational new word from AndyBones, aka PaulAllensCard- Lovingly tending to G-spots & clitoris (pl.-clitori?) since boot-cut jeans were in style~
A cute little "gash stache" is a nice change of pace between the bald weeks ladies, don't be a slave to the wax strip.
by PaulAllensCard November 22, 2016
When you sit on someone else's pillow and blow a hot, rancid fart into it as you slowly raise your ass off it to create a sponge effect that will trap the smell inside. Later when that person goes to bed and presses their head into the pillow, the stale fart is ejected right into their face.
My mother-in-law is staying in the guest room, so I made sure to leave a cocoa puff in both pillows.
by PaulAllensCard January 30, 2015
If you don't vote for my submission of "nucular" or click thumbs down out of embarrassment for not knowing it was incorrect, then fuck you
by PaulAllensCard August 13, 2020
Newskkake (noun, pron. "Nooz-Cocky", variation of root word Bukkake)
1. When annoying news or sports "reminders" explode all over your phone/ tablet/ computer notifications bar (Modern connotation)
2. When you subscribe to so many newspapers that legions of delivery boys eject their loads onto your lawn every night (Classic connotation)
1. When annoying news or sports "reminders" explode all over your phone/ tablet/ computer notifications bar (Modern connotation)
2. When you subscribe to so many newspapers that legions of delivery boys eject their loads onto your lawn every night (Classic connotation)
(TV news anchor speaking) "We'll have more later on that possible nuke theft by ISIS, but first, more bizarre behavior by Lindsay Lohan! Apparently, LiLo has been spotted with what appears to be a custom built dildo-crackpipe hybrid, *and* what she's tweeting about it could save you money! For those of you at work, switch off your ringer and prepare for the inevitable all-day Newskkake."
by PaulAllensCard February 02, 2015
(noun) A forceful, high-velocity shot of semen, typically pressurized by a long-term buildup resulting from:
1. Infrequent tug sessions
2. Denial of sex or
3. Inconclusive vaginal/ oral copulation
1. Infrequent tug sessions
2. Denial of sex or
3. Inconclusive vaginal/ oral copulation
Sex-starved for months, Carlos finally bedded Vanessa. After twelve seconds of furious thrusting a painful spike in his ball-pressure erupted, firing a deadly Hot Wax Dart directly into Vanessa's cervix
....and therefore scoring a Balls-eye.
....and therefore scoring a Balls-eye.
by PaulAllensCard February 05, 2015