by PaulAllensCard February 06, 2015
The candy that blows out everywhere when a pilot hits the ejector seat to bail out of a fighter jet.
That way, you may have lost your cool airplane and will soon become a P.O.W. but at least there is candy.
That way, you may have lost your cool airplane and will soon become a P.O.W. but at least there is candy.
by PaulAllensCard February 06, 2015
Controligarch English, noun: This is the fun part- YOU get to do my thinking 👍🎅🏿
Make it about your boyf, or if you ARE the quasi-abusive boyoyff then make it about your Russian gamepad issues financially driven to politically influence things on yachts with tacky gold and marble decor- it's bananas! Go nuts you deserve it
Make it about your boyf, or if you ARE the quasi-abusive boyoyff then make it about your Russian gamepad issues financially driven to politically influence things on yachts with tacky gold and marble decor- it's bananas! Go nuts you deserve it
The word is "controligarch"
By the way there's some shit on the northwest corner of your touchscreen, sugarplum. Give it a wet wipe yo 💕
By the way there's some shit on the northwest corner of your touchscreen, sugarplum. Give it a wet wipe yo 💕
by PaulAllensCard January 20, 2021
by PaulAllensCard May 20, 2013
Slang word for a "blumpkin". Which is also a slang word. If you don't know what a blumpkin is yet, then fuck you
by PaulAllensCard December 13, 2016
Girth Control Pills (def., noun): Any prescription to remedy erectile dysfunction. Includes known dick pills like Viagra, Cialis and Hardonex.
~One more gash-gouging original term by AndyBones, the man who wields the net handle PaulAllensCard~
~One more gash-gouging original term by AndyBones, the man who wields the net handle PaulAllensCard~
by PaulAllensCard November 22, 2016
(noun, pron. "Nu-cocky") The strategic act of war in which one country, state or province is bombarded with nuclear missiles from all angles by surrounding hostile nations. Ideally this would end once all belligerent forces have fully expended their stockpiles and the target is covered in pearly white fallout.
"Mr. President, North Korea just hit Seoul, Okinawa and Taiwan with medium-range ballistic missiles... We have all members of NATO on conference, and they unanimously voted to respond with a Nukkake."
by PaulAllensCard January 30, 2015