fourteener

the term given to mountains above 14,000 feet

Longs is a bitch of a fourteener to hike

by Paul S. W. September 11, 2006

utah

a state to avoid if you're black

I had a black friend drive through utah, he got pulled over 3 times crossing the state and he never speeds, he said it's like they radioed his presence when he crossed the border (true story)

by Paul S. W. November 07, 2006

buffaloed

to get fooled/manipulated/tricked by someone

Mary got buffaloed by Peter when he convienced her he wasn't cheating on her

by Paul S. W. November 10, 2006

brown job

to have your boss think that your doing a great job, but everyone else in the entire world realizes you're failing miserably, can be the start of your boss demise, term comes from Mike Brown and GWB after katrina

"Brownie your doing a heck of a job" Bush
Pete's a brown jobber, his work is crap but the boss loves him

by Paul S. W. November 10, 2006

polish bath

another name for Portuguese shower, dousing yourself with colon/deoderant instead of bathing

the hot water heater was out so all I could do after working out was take a polish bath

by Paul S. W. November 07, 2006

fairplay

the actual town in colorado that southpark is based on

if i lived in fairplay I'd kidnap someone for a week to go to casa bonita too

by Paul S. W. November 07, 2006

flatlander

the term flatlander isn't specific to any state. It's a term that all mountain people use to describe tourist that don't have the skills/knowledge to recreate in the mountains

The search and rescue team spent all week trying to find the flatlanders that tried to bag the fourteener with half a liter of water and a candy bar.

Did you see the flatlander try and make it down the bumps? It was histerical.

by Paul S. W. September 11, 2006