Paul Foxton's definitions

Hilsea

Hilsea is The Most Legendary part of Portsmouth, Hilsea Lads dress casual and wear Peter Storm cagoules, carry Stanley knives, follow Portsmouth Football Club & always have a fit ting to shag at night, The rest of Pompey idolises people from Hilsea and See’s them as the Coolest Fuckers in Town.

"Who’s that Legend on the Vespa over there mate?" " Oh that’s Jamie Turner , he’s from Hilsea, lives up Northern Parade"

by Paul Foxton October 5, 2021

Crookhorn

Crookhorn is a turdpit suburb of Portsmouth just outside The city, marred with bottles of Omega cider and piles of Junk, The residents have strange surnames such As Walczak and spend their days drinking in Locals Dumps known as The Centurion.

"Who’s that tramp over there bro? "
"Oh that’s Dawid Walczak, he’s from Crookhorn"

by Paul Foxton October 3, 2021

wooly back

A wooly back is a Supporter of Havant & Waterlooville Football Club, they are called this because they Mainly live in Middle Class Suburbs like Purbrook and Wear sheep skin jackets

Mason Mount Is a wooly back

by Paul Foxton September 24, 2021

Hilsea

Hilsea is The most Brilliant District of Portsmouth, Full of Legends, Hilsea Lads are envyed and Idolised by The Rest of Portsmouth, Hilsea is still 90% white unlike the rest of modern Day Pompey which is why people from Milton and Buckland Are jealous of it, Hilsea Lads wear Peter Storm cagoules, carry Stanley knives, Listen to Rave Bands Like The Happy Mondays and The Stone Roses and also follow Portsmouth FC like a religion. Hilsea also has the Best Girls in Portsmouth, The're not beauty queens but they're our pearls.

"Did you See That Geezer from Hilsea Rock up on His G.S Vespa Eariler? He looked so cool"

by Paul Foxton September 22, 2021

Widley

Widley is the northernmost suburb of Portsmouth England, located about 7 miles from the city centre, It is found to the north of Cosham, it is a Lower Middle Class Area and Far Less deprived than the rest of Portsmouth, (Although it isn’t Perfect)

it’s also where Portsmouth City Council Ends and Havant council Begins

"Roy Heather is From Widley"

by Paul Foxton September 22, 2021

Widley

Widley is the northernmost suburb of Portsmouth England, located about 7 miles from the city centre, It is found to the north of Cosham, it is a Lower Middle Class and Far Less deprived than the rest of Portsmouth, it’s also where Portsmouth Ends and Waterlooville Starts.

"Roy Heather is from Widley"

by Paul Foxton September 22, 2021

Hilsea

The most immense and Brillant Part of Portsmouth, full of Legends, Hilsea is a genarally an awsome place. It has top quality council housing and the greatest community centre in Pompey, until recently Hilsea was home to the last remaining commercial grass runway airport in the United Kingdom, Hilsea also has the Green Posts the best Boozer in Pompey and Hilsea Lido the best swimming bath In Europe

"Those Hilsea Lads are so cool" Legends! "The Top Boys in Pompey

by Paul Foxton September 9, 2021