Paul Foxton's definitions

Widley

Widley is the northernmost suburb of Portsmouth England, located about 7 miles from the city centre, It is found to the north of Cosham, it is a Lower Middle Class Area and Far Less deprived than the rest of Portsmouth, (Although it isn’t Perfect)

it’s also where Portsmouth City Council Ends and Havant council Begins

"Roy Heather is From Widley"

by Paul Foxton September 22, 2021

Hilsea

The most immense and Brillant Part of Portsmouth, full of Legends, Hilsea is a genarally an awsome place. It has top quality council housing and the greatest community centre in Pompey, until recently Hilsea was home to the last remaining commercial grass runway airport in the United Kingdom, Hilsea also has the Green Posts the best Boozer in Pompey and Hilsea Lido the best swimming bath In Europe

"Those Hilsea Lads are so Cool, Know what I mean?” LEGENDS! Hilsea top boys of Pompey

by Paul Foxton September 9, 2021

Wurzel

A Wurzel is a Supporter of Southampton Football Club, It’s usually used in a derogatory sense by People from Portsmouth to describe Southampton Fans, People in Southampton are known as Wurzels due to speaking with The West Country Accent.

"Danny Ings is a Wurzel"

by Paul Foxton July 26, 2021

Hilsea

Hilsea is The most Brilliant District of Portsmouth, Full of Legends, Hilsea Lads are envyed and Idolised by The Rest of Portsmouth, Hilsea is still 90% white unlike the rest of modern Day Pompey which is why people from Milton and Buckland Are jealous of it, Hilsea Lads wear Peter Storm cagoules, carry Stanley knives, Listen to Rave Bands Like The Happy Mondays and The Stone Roses and also follow Portsmouth FC like a religion. Hilsea also has the Best Girls in Portsmouth, The're not beauty queens but they're our pearls.

"Did you See That Geezer from Hilsea Rock up on His G.S Vespa Eariler? He looked so cool"

by Paul Foxton September 22, 2021

Skates

Skates are sailors based in Portsmouth Dockyard and other Royal Navy establishments, The Term Skate is a Slang Term used by The civilian population of Portsmouth to describe Sailors, Skates are usually very unwelcome in Portsmouth

Somebody From Portsmouth Would say "Don't talk to the Skates down at the naval base, they are dirty Northern Skate Bastards I think 2 of them are from Leeds"

by Paul Foxton September 5, 2021

Crookhorn

Crookhorn is a turdpit suburb of Portsmouth just outside The city, marred with bottles of Omega cider and piles of Junk, The residents have strange surnames such As Walczak and spend their days drinking in Locals Dumps known as The Centurion.

"Who’s that tramp over there bro? "
"Oh that’s Dawid Walczak, he’s from Crookhorn"

by Paul Foxton October 3, 2021

Worzel

Worzels or occasionally Spelt Wurzels are the little bunch of country bumpkins who live in The City known as Southampton, They talk like Carrot munching farmers and Speak with a Strong West Country Accent, People in the neighbouring City of Portsmouth feel sorry for them and view them as harmless little Scummers.

Nick Illingsworth Is a Worzel

by Paul Foxton September 5, 2021