Crookhorn is a turdpit suburb of Portsmouth just outside The city, marred with bottles of Omega cider and piles of Junk, The residents have strange surnames such As Walczak and spend their days drinking in Locals Dumps known as The Centurion.
by Paul Foxton October 3, 2021
Get the Crookhornmug. A horrendously shit school located in the south of england. with chavs everywhere that think they own the place. and the only thing they’re good at is playing football.
by A student at crookhorn college December 1, 2023
Get the crookhorn collegemug.