Crookhorn

Crookhorn is a turdpit suburb of Portsmouth just outside The city, marred with bottles of Omega cider and piles of Junk, The residents have strange surnames such As Walczak and spend their days drinking in Locals Dumps known as The Centurion.
"Who’s that tramp over there bro? "
"Oh that’s Dawid Walczak, he’s from Crookhorn"
by Paul Foxton October 03, 2021
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crookhorn college

A horrendously shit school located in the south of england. with chavs everywhere that think they own the place. and the only thing they’re good at is playing football.
Person 1: ew look how chavvy she is!

Person 2: it’s definitely because she goes to crookhorn college
by A student at crookhorn college December 01, 2023
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