The bestest day in the entire world. Everyone is Irish and you can drink until you're shit faced. Guinness flows like water and you get to pinch people on the ass. It's also MY BIRTHDAY! WOOOO HOOOO
by Patty March 28, 2004
a douche from the planet zarson who takes magic way to far; he has a small penis, only the size of a yu-gi-oh card
His most memorable magic was when he took a piss in the toliet and made it disappear
His most memorable magic was when he took a piss in the toliet and made it disappear
by Patty December 10, 2004
Inviting people to go with you to your house or a pub or some such under the guise that you will be politely socializing, but instead poison and torment them, whether physically or mentally.
evil entertainter: wanna hang at my house later tonight?
unsuspecting person: sure! sounds fun!
LATER.......
evil entertainter: would you like some tea?
unsuspecting person: thanks!
evil entertainter: you know, you really are a nasty whore.
unsuspecting whore: well you are an entertainter! ugh i think im going to faint.
unsuspecting person: sure! sounds fun!
LATER.......
evil entertainter: would you like some tea?
unsuspecting person: thanks!
evil entertainter: you know, you really are a nasty whore.
unsuspecting whore: well you are an entertainter! ugh i think im going to faint.
by patty September 11, 2005
A joke shared between three AP European History dorks prior to an exam that they all failed. A play-off on the Fashoda Crisis.
Is an even more ghetto version of "fo sho" - means "fa sho, duh."
Credited to Cassie M. 3/21/05
Is an even more ghetto version of "fo sho" - means "fa sho, duh."
Credited to Cassie M. 3/21/05
by Patty March 26, 2005
Jack the Retard is well.... a retard most obvioulsy. Also he is the only retard to get a job; he is a star wars producer working under john lucas
Good for Jack the Retard
Good for Jack the Retard
by Patty December 12, 2004
rigid shaft is the thing in a males pants in where the flabby skin becomes hard and stiff and is inmovable thus wise causing pleasure when stroke gently or pushed in and out of a hole that is pink and stinky
by Patty December 08, 2004
Smithy the toad was once a man with a large penis, he then go turned into a toad. When this happened he kept the long penis and his been blissed with hoes all of his life as a toad. He cannot walk very well hard or flimsy, but can fuck like a full grown man
by Patty December 10, 2004