pizzatty

patty...just ghetto-fied

what's happenin' pizzatty?

oh, nothin, thanks for asking.

by patty May 29, 2003

niggatron

a transormer that can turn into a carrot and talks in ebonics

niggatron is a decepticon

by patty January 24, 2005

er1c

A handsome, mysterious person. Has only been seen in public by one person. A rare catch indeed!

Who the hell is 'er1c' anyway?

by Patty January 11, 2004

Saint Patrick's Day

The bestest day in the entire world. Everyone is Irish and you can drink until you're shit faced. Guinness flows like water and you get to pinch people on the ass. It's also MY BIRTHDAY! WOOOO HOOOO

Meet you at the pub for some lucky charms and green beer.

by Patty March 28, 2004

LMP

Lick My Pussy!

if a guy is pissing you off, turn to him and say, "You know what (name)...LMP" and just walk away.

by Patty July 01, 2004

entertainting

Inviting people to go with you to your house or a pub or some such under the guise that you will be politely socializing, but instead poison and torment them, whether physically or mentally.

evil entertainter: wanna hang at my house later tonight?
unsuspecting person: sure! sounds fun!
LATER.......
evil entertainter: would you like some tea?
unsuspecting person: thanks!
evil entertainter: you know, you really are a nasty whore.
unsuspecting whore: well you are an entertainter! ugh i think im going to faint.

by patty August 28, 2005

duck

duck (verb) - to shove a female prostitute into a confined space; to force someone into hiding, usually at gunpoint

"The cops were coming so i had to duck the bitch in the trunk."

by Patty February 08, 2005