7 definitions by Pattons_kiddo

Chair

Something in which you sit on

Sometimes comfy sometimes they feel like your getting stabbed in the ass

This chair is comfy

ThIs chair is a murder weapon

by Pattons_kiddo November 17, 2018

m8

an abbreviation for "mate"

OMG m8 you got a spieder in your hair

by Pattons_kiddo November 16, 2018

Water

a mix between a hydrogen particle and two oxygen particles. something in which your body intakes as a liquid substance needed to survive. often found in oceans, lakes, rivers, ponds, air, clouds, showers, ground, and pretty much anywhere else.

brie: hey john whatcha got there?

john: some hydrogen and oxygen

brie: you mean water?

john: yes whatever you weaklings call it nowadays.

by Pattons_kiddo February 13, 2019

Word

a mixture of letters that make a, (sometimes) appealing to the eye, word.

all of the definitions on urban dictionary are made up of a singular word or words

by Pattons_kiddo December 10, 2018

Word

what you are reading right now. urban dictionary has thousands of words that are being defined using other words. words are things in life in which are needed. they make it much easier to live. without words people would go insane because they dont know things.

books have at least one word in the title, and many words on the pages. if you need to look up pages i suggest a dictionary in which there will not be a perverted answer to your question.

by Pattons_kiddo January 29, 2019

Honey

A sticky substance that bees make with cross pollination.

Bees fuck the flowers till they cum

Jeff: dude what are you eating

Tom: honey, why?
Jeff: that’s like a flower and bees kid

by Pattons_kiddo November 17, 2018

thorny

a slang word that means horny , but when your around your mom and you need to tell your friends whats up.

mom: jacob your sister is back from Texas hon you should leave your room

jacob: Tony is over tho
mom: then tony can come say hi
tony: man you were making me thorny but if we must

by Pattons_kiddo May 1, 2019