Patrick's definitions

Quitiler

A girl who likes a guy that carries big things "if you know what i mean"
also see "Weenis"

That girl is a quitiler

by Patrick May 13, 2005

Weenis

A little boy thats not afraid of climbing trees because he has a "weenis"

I'm not a scaredy cat cuz i got a weenis

by Patrick May 13, 2005

Escoapad

Eat shit choke on a pretzel and die.

ESCOAPAD n00b!!! KEKEKEKE!!!11!one

by Patrick October 7, 2004

jacking off

Causes Pleasure and Anger. The pleasurable part is pre-ejaculation. The Anger part is post-ejaculation. This is the part where the man becomes mad at himself for wasting 30 minutes of his time. The world suddenly becomes clear and the chemical imbalance is one again balanced. Too bad no man learns this lesson and history repeats itself.

I had a great time jacking off, up until the end.

by Patrick April 23, 2008

Lick me off

The licking of my penis.

I don't like you so, lick me off bitch!

by Patrick November 27, 2004

Dirty Pirate

When a girl is giving you head, you bust in her eye and then kick her in the shins so she hops around with one eye open

When she was done sucking my pang gave her a dirty pirate.

by patrick March 10, 2004

gewd

means good..something is okay or fine by you

i got a mad gewd grade on that test.

by patrick May 13, 2005