Escoapad

Eat shit choke on a pretzel and die.

ESCOAPAD n00b!!! KEKEKEKE!!!11!one

by Patrick October 07, 2004

sheers

a drinking game where you have some hedge clippers and you throw them in the air and if they get stuck in the ground you do not have to drink, they they do not get stuck you do have to drink
NOTE: must be pre drunk to play or else it is a ridiculous game.

HAHA u suck now u gotta drink
well lets see what u can do JERK
YES im good now i dont gotta drink... but ima drink ne ways cause its fun:) SHEERS like cheers but with the SH

by Patrick August 01, 2006

papi chulo

1: One who gets three fat Samoan ladies to freak him at house parties; pimp.

2: See Miten.

Oh my god, that indian guy is sooooo miten! I've found my papi chulo.

by Patrick October 22, 2004

ipod

An overpriced mp3 player marketed by Apple that has a crappy battery and is marketed profusely on the Internet and TV. Ipods are commonly bought by ignorant people who fail to see the advantages of buying lower priced, higher quality alternatives that have better audio quality and battery life.

I just spent $300 on a new ipod because the TV told me to.

by Patrick May 08, 2005

Smizzart

Smart

You didn't put gas in the car, oh that's smizzart!

by Patrick October 27, 2003

Gouthami

(v.) When one is Gouthamied, (s)he just got pwned by one of three things: fucked up by jigglypuff in smash,a tantalizing close encouter with lesbians, or hit in the head with a baseball bat(s).

OhHHHHHHHH SHIT, YOU JUST GOT GOUTHAMIED!!!!!!

I GOT GOUTHAMIED SO BAD BUT I PROMISE YOU ILL GET YOU BACK!

by patrick April 18, 2005

mutton chops

sideburns that usually apply to gay people or faggots, example: elvis.

Todd's mutton chops kick ass

by Patrick February 23, 2005