hokey

(adj.) Something that is viewed with suspicion and/or cornyness, (i.e. a hokey sales pitch)

That was one hokey-ass movie we just saw.

by Patrick January 27, 2004

mutton chops

sideburns that usually apply to gay people or faggots, example: elvis.

Todd's mutton chops kick ass

by Patrick February 22, 2005

ipod

An overpriced mp3 player marketed by Apple that has a crappy battery and is marketed profusely on the Internet and TV. Ipods are commonly bought by ignorant people who fail to see the advantages of buying lower priced, higher quality alternatives that have better audio quality and battery life.

I just spent $300 on a new ipod because the TV told me to.

by Patrick May 07, 2005

LadiesMan

A genle mandered man, who likes to express himself through building up relationships with atleast 3-4 girls at once.

The LadiesMan has lots of girls.

by Patrick June 17, 2003

chanpan

I am gay, meaning i am fat and fugly

China, and i live in aus

by Patrick February 14, 2005

froggy

When one farts while sitting and jumps up a little (or alot)

damn that was a hella big froggy!

by Patrick February 03, 2005

poing

To jump exitedly into the air, like a bounce but with more emphasis on the leaping. See sluggy freelance for details. used online excessively.

*poing* Torg!

by Patrick January 10, 2004