88 definitions by Patrick

masochist

Person who gets off on hurting themself.

Albert Fish is a masochist who eats children.

by Patrick January 27, 2003

Escoapad

Eat shit choke on a pretzel and die.

ESCOAPAD n00b!!! KEKEKEKE!!!11!one

by Patrick October 7, 2004

ipod

An overpriced mp3 player marketed by Apple that has a crappy battery and is marketed profusely on the Internet and TV. Ipods are commonly bought by ignorant people who fail to see the advantages of buying lower priced, higher quality alternatives that have better audio quality and battery life.

I just spent $300 on a new ipod because the TV told me to.

by Patrick May 8, 2005

Smizzart

Smart

You didn't put gas in the car, oh that's smizzart!

by Patrick October 27, 2003

bigarette

blood term for cigarette

yo, can i bum a bigarette?

by Patrick May 12, 2006

flake

(verb, oftenly used with "out") - To decide not to go at the last second; To "ditch" or "bail out."

"You said we were gonna go see the movie! Don't change your mind and flake out!"

"Damn, it's been an hour since we were supposed to meet. I bet she just flaked out on me."

by Patrick March 18, 2003

Dirty Pirate

When a girl is giving you head, you bust in her eye and then kick her in the shins so she hops around with one eye open

When she was done sucking my pang gave her a dirty pirate.

by Patrick March 10, 2004