Patrick's definitions

cum burger

Dried up cum.

Andrew left a cum burger on Sarah.

by Patrick January 7, 2004

Weenis

A little boy thats not afraid of climbing trees because he has a "weenis"

I'm not a scaredy cat cuz i got a weenis

by Patrick May 13, 2005

Escoapad

Eat shit choke on a pretzel and die.

ESCOAPAD n00b!!! KEKEKEKE!!!11!one

by Patrick October 7, 2004

haxor

Someone who cheats(Usually with cheat codes)in an online game

That haxor!!!!1! i know you have god enabled im not retarded you haxor!
-Anonymous quote from Rainbow Six 3- Raven Shield

by Patrick February 3, 2005

Quitiler

A girl who likes a guy that carries big things "if you know what i mean"
also see "Weenis"

That girl is a quitiler

by Patrick May 13, 2005

platinum pickle

A noun describing a superb example of a boner and being able to use it like no other.

If I had the chance, I would lay down the platinum pickle on Pamela Anderson.

by Patrick March 15, 2004

mutton chops

sideburns that usually apply to gay people or faggots, example: elvis.

Todd's mutton chops kick ass

by Patrick February 22, 2005